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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
AlsoFaromir posted:

FineYoungCannibals posted:

sounds like your were high on cheap drugs and swerved to avoid a magic green leprechaun trying to steal your lucky charms and smacked your head


i've seen this sort of thing before



pfft, im vegan as heck, i don't eat lucky charms.



there you go, you passed out from the lack of life giving meat protein

oh, and i thought you were ugly before, take care and WEAR A FKING HELMET


in my city you get a large fine for not wearing a helmet

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
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Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Yikes!! Glad you're ok for the most part, so far at least.

Bike helmets nowadays are pretty slick, imo, and don't make people look doofy at all- at least not compared to the egghead helmet my parents tried to make me wear when I was in the seventh/eighth grade riding my bike to school. Seriously, I would ride with that thing on till I was out of sight of the house, take it off, stuff it in my backpack and continue on my way. I knew it was more dangerous but at that age I would have rather died than been seen wearing that thing. With that helmet on I looked even dumber than this guy:



So I make sure I get my kids helmets that they like and want to wear!

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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you are a lucky lucky man. im very glad you are ok. dont miss those follow up appts.


and if the only thing that makes sense is you got hit, then file a report.

maybe nothing will come if it, but it is on record.

 

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AlsoFaromir
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Registered: 2011-6-7 20:06:15
Bummer, just found out I have to get surgery next tuesday. They have to open up the sinus and make sure nothing is building up against my brain, and also make sure that the dura(spelling?) isn't torn. They said they can probably go in through my nose, but if anything is wrong that they need to fix they're probably going to have to go in transcranially.
TickyAtack  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
Holy ****, you fell on a piece of metal? Can the doctors remove that?

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-8-19 07:30:30
in short, the dura is the rubbery, durable lining around the brrrraaaaaaaaaaainnnnnnnns

 

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Brandun  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
AlsoFaromir posted:

Bummer, just found out I have to get surgery next tuesday. They have to open up the sinus and make sure nothing is building up against my brain, and also make sure that the dura(spelling?) isn't torn. They said they can probably go in through my nose, but if anything is wrong that they need to fix they're probably going to have to go in transcranially.



good luck man


seriously

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
so this is how the zombie apocalypse starts.

congrats you jerk


seriously though good luck

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
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Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
well hopefully it'll just be a quick peak up the nose.

 

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Steelwind_Oo  4 stars
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Should be able to just put your finger on one side and blow through your nose to clear it...

No seriously do everything the docs say and good luck man.

 

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