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IMHO  Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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My bible-thumping coworker told me Christmas was ruined by a gay relative |
Sea_of_inK posted:
Allstarslacker posted:
"'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads.
Leviticus 20:13
"For everyone who curses his father or his mother shall surely be put to death. He has cursed his father or his mother. His blood shall be upon him."
Leviticus 20:19
Just 3 verses away and just a crazy.
The bible is a funny book. Leviticus is especially crazy. That's where you're warned against crew cuts and the abominable shellfish.
God is a progressive, The new testament supersedes the old testament. Which means the old testament things like Leviticus isn't adhered to.
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
Wait, so sodomy is back on the table?
Its a DATE tonight!
Sure, if it's between two consenting adults.
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GrilledCheez Title: The Lord's Balls
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How inconsiderate of that kid to ruin this guys christmas by existing. WTF, couldn't he just have pretended not to?
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Kordirn Title: Pirate Prince
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I don't get how someone could use the old testament to justify homosexuality as wrong and then just disregard all of the other things in the old testament. Am I missing out on my decoder ring?
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Thanks for the clarification, I was about to get my anal ra page on otherwise. 
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Onslaught. Title: I've always wanted a title.
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Allstarslacker posted:
Leviticus explicitly forbids homosexual relations, however Christians are not bound under the law given to Moses.
Christians are still following all of the old testament rules? Even the Jews don't do that anymore and they don't believe in Christ's teachings in the new testament!
Just saw the eleventy people above me saying the same thing.. .lul
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My bible-thumping coworker told me Christmas was ruined by a gay relative |
Allstarslacker posted:
Leviticus explicitly forbids homosexual relations, however Christians are not bound under the law given to Moses.
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Tych2 Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
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The bible is dumb
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Thugoneous Title: Watching Caliente, BRB.
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Tych2 posted:
The bible is dumb
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IMHO Title: Official Outpost Greeter
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Tych2 posted:
The bible is dumb
you're dumb
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You're Right ~ Koneg
He's [Manegarm] like the Fred Phelps of atheism. ~Bubbledude
many of you are in the Republican boat, aka the ship of fools. ~Modeeb
We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different. ~Kurt Vonnegut
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