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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Yes because you know how to play the game

 

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Altra_Shadowstalker  4 stars
Posts: 1,266
Registered: 2002-1-17 11:48:15
__Bonk__ posted:

You all do what I say instinctively. You dont go and spill your heart out immediately. You tell them a little here and there to wet their appetites and keep their fantasy alive





And yet that instinct obviously didn't get passed to you because you're calling that lying.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Or you just find a woman who likes you and who you like and you don't spend all day blogging about it on the internet.


You make things way too complicated. There is a little bit of mutual deception involved in every courtship, especially at the beginning, but successful relationships work because you like eachother, not because you lie to eachother about everything. The naturally likable person ends up doing better than the schemer.
bstulic  3 stars
Posts: 761
Registered: 2002-7-26 04:55:00
__Bonk__ posted:





 

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Eradiani  3 stars
Title: Moderator/ EvEVault Staff
AE mid to deep

Posts: 527
Registered: 2002-5-3 02:18:49
Bonk, not sure what to say man.. I met someone recently online and it seems like the more I'm open and honest with her the more she's into me. Perhaps you just need to find the right person.

 

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Taliesihne  4 stars
Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
__Bonk__ posted:

Yes because you know how to play the game





You're a gamer. Man up.

The 'game' we are talking about is a normal, healthy part of any relationship.

And tbh, it's more of a dance then a game.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
is all a game. Women who say they dont want a game player really mean they dont want a hardcore game player.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
Then play the game and stop moping. If you are really right you will be successful. If you're wrong you'll be able to figure out something else is causing you to fail, not your honesty.
Shimatta33  1 star
Posts: 142
Registered: 2003-11-19 23:55:28
Find a job application template online and modify it for your purposes.

She'll appreciate a sense of humor.

 

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Eternal_Midnight  2 stars
Posts: 424
Registered: 2000-5-11 13:44:32
gatzby posted:

Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.



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