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eodoll  Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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What do you expect her to write if you ask the question?
My expectation is 2 - 3 short sentences... Let me know what you like to do for fun, what you do for a living and what you want to do..
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eodoll Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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Eternal_Midnight posted:
gatzby posted:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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the_great_ontex  Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 791
Registered: 2012-2-13 18:38:12
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How about tell them what you're interests are, what you do, what your favorite kind of movies are like, favorite foods, any siblings etc
I highly doubt she gives a shit about your past
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__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
eodoll posted:
What do you expect her to write if you ask the question?
My expectation is 2 - 3 short sentences... Let me know what you like to do for fun, what you do for a living and what you want to do..
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Rhint  Posts: 268
Registered: 2002-9-17 20:38:54
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You are still trying too hard Bonk. Just stfu and let her do the talking, only say what you must and let all your crap come out long after you have banged her a few times.
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RHWarrior Posts: 770
Registered: 2009-9-30 18:42:12
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Rhint posted:
You are still trying too hard Bonk. Just stfu and let her do the talking, only say what you must and let all your crap come out long after you have banged her a few times.
This. 
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Ptilk Title: Creepy old pirate
Posts: 2,359
Registered: 2002-2-13 14:52:58
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Jebus dude.
Here.
I'm 48 years old, drive a truck for a living, love to mountain bike, have a cat (don't run, I'm not one of those cat guys, I work too much to have a dog and enjoy having someone at home when I get there, I don't put funny hats on her or anything (very often)), keep in good shape due to my physically demanding job and my love of the outdoors, not really into sports but enjoy the occasional game, never been married, don't do drugs, collect socks (they are easy to store and they keep your feet warm, plus no one ever asks to see them so I don't actually have to have that many but it gives me a hobby to talk about), wish I was more comfortable with this online thing but I'm giving it my best shot. Much more interested in hearing about you than talking about me...
There ya go...
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Jaedence  Posts: 146
Registered: 2009-2-27 02:17:13
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__Bonk__ posted:
is all a game. Women who say they dont want a game player really mean they dont want a hardcore game player.
You are sitting alone in your house and decide you want some company. You go to a bar, not looking to hook up, but just for some human contact.
A guy sits next to you and says "Hey man, what's up?"
Do you tell him you were molested as a child, your father's a pedophile, your mother left when you were five and you just got fired from work?
Or, do you say "Not much, just watching the game. What's up with you?"
He doesn't really care about your problems, in fact, much less than a woman interested in dating you might be.
If you and your guy acquaintance at the bar become friends, maybe in a couple years he'll listen as you cry into a pillow about how much your family and early life sucked.
He doesn't want to be lied to anymore than women do.
He also doesn't want you over-sharing on the first meeting.
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Scarne Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 1,087
Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
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Eternal_Midnight posted:
gatzby posted:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
Austin Powers! What do I win?
Nothing. That is Dr. Evil, not Austin Powers.
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SoBaKi Posts: 487
Registered: 2002-2-26 09:31:13
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Three pages of advice.
Anyone care to place bets on what the outcome will be for Bonk?
Anyone?
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