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Ashmaele  4 stars
Title: Pastor of Muppets
Posts: 1,809
Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
SoBaKi posted:
Three pages of advice.


Anyone care to place bets on what the outcome will be for Bonk?


Anyone?



Best case scenario:

 

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Scarne  4 stars
Title: Capo di Scientifico
Posts: 1,087
Registered: 2001-7-23 15:24:34
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
Being honest doesn't mean you have to tell her everything. There is a difference between omitting details until you know someone better and telling lies.

 

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SoBaKi  2 stars
Posts: 487
Registered: 2002-2-26 09:31:13
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
Scarne posted:
Being honest doesn't mean you have to tell her everything. There is a difference between omitting details until you know someone better and telling lies.



However, bonk, in your case, I would recommend lying. Lie as often as you can.

 

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Halloweve  2 stars
Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
Just say this.


I am worth getting to know. Call me at 867-5340, the ball is in your court.


Or use your real phone number
Kjarhall  3 stars
Title: The Pungent One
Posts: 915
Registered: 2002-3-1 15:47:21
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
Halloweve posted:
Just say this.

I am worth getting to know. Call me at 867-5340, the ball is in your court.

Or use your real phone number



It's 867-5309!


This thread was boring up till that. How many threads do we need that confirm that Bonk has no clue about women or dating?

 

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hah! true story tho i'm a woman an i even love boobs..how can you not??- HallowEve
Szerek  2 stars
Posts: 338
Registered: 2000-8-8 09:26:09
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
Here is a sample email for you Bonk. Hell, maybe you can just copy and paste this and send it!

Dear Woman I want to ,

I have a and I'm not afraid to let him out of the .

I love and I can't express to you how much I would love to pet your .

Here is a picture of my lovely pet .

So, if you would like to take a ride on the , please let me know. I would be more than happy to oblige you.

 

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Halloweve  2 stars
Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:01am Subject: When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email
oh yeah ..how could i mess that up..i'm terrible with phone numbers..lol.


867-5309eeine!
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