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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email [Locked] |
__Bonk__  Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
I'm not a pedo and I know total honesty from the start in most cases just doesnt work.
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Z-Elder  Posts: 671
Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
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Women want to know just enough about you so that they can lie to themselves.
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
I really believe that Z. When a woman on her profile says she thinks honesty is number one on her priorities in a mate I really dont believe her. I believe she wants a man to tell her exactly what she wants to hear and the man she picks as her mate will be the one to do that even if he has to lie through his teeth to do it.
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Yukishiro1  Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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Seriously Bonk. If you really believe that why not try it? If you're right it's doing her a favor to lie to her.
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gatzby  Title: Insanity Personified
Posts: 86
Registered: 2001-7-26 17:49:19
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
Well I now know what women want to hear. Many if not most men know this instinctively especially the players.
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Taliesihne Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
This is probably Bonk's greatest troll.
Bonk: 'My love like sucks! I always strike out!'
4,300 responses from people who have actually managed to land a mate or two.
Bonk: You all don't know wtf you are talking about. I know better!
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First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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Z-Elder Posts: 671
Registered: 2002-3-15 13:58:39
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
gatzby posted:
Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink, he would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.
 there you go Bonk! Send them that.
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"The poison of our ordinary habits has killed the magic of the moment"
"Men are not in hell because God is angry with them . . .
they stand in the state of division and separation which by their own motion, they have made for themselves"
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Date Posted:
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
You all do what I say instinctively. You dont go and spill your heart out immediately. You tell them a little here and there to wet their appetites and keep their fantasy alive
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Taliesihne Title: Wind on the Deep Waters
Posts: 1,117
Registered: 2004-2-19 04:47:59
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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email |
We also get laid and have significant others.
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Jesus saves, Allah protects, and Cthulhu thinks you'd make a nice sandwich
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire. -Roland Deschain, of Gilead
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