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When a woman asks me to tell her about myself in an email [Locked] |
bstulic Posts: 761
Registered: 2002-7-26 04:55:00
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Confidence is the key!
Look how this guy is confident, despite been black
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE
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Moe_Nox Title: In Moe We Trust
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Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
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Every woman, every single one of them, wants their man, husband, BF, etc to be more interesting and mysterious than the actual truth is. Do not deny them their fantasy.
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Exactly their fantasy
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Yukishiro1 Posts: 3,243
Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
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__Bonk__ posted:
Yukishiro1 posted:
If you really think that try it and see how it goes. If that's really what women want you'll be doing them a favor by lying to them because that's what they want.
You might want to wear a knifeproof vest, though. Just in case your ability to understand women isn't quite as legendary as you think it is.
I've always been totally honest and upfront with the women I dated. You are the only one who wishes violence on me

Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
I guess that was too subtle for you. I'll try to type slower and use shorter words:
If women want to be lied to, you would be doing them a favor by lying to them. So why not try it? If you are right it would be good for them to be lied to.
But, if you do try it, you might want to be careful for your safety in case you are wrong.
Understand yet?
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Afio Title: Belle of the Bull
Posts: 748
Registered: 2002-3-19 16:18:03
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Altra_Shadowstalker posted:
Write three sentences, one about your personality, one about your hobbies, and one about what you think she should know (positive!) about you.
Then say, "I'm not great at talking about myself like this, why don't we grab some coffee?"
This is only if she's hot, don't talk to her otherwise.
Ignore the last part of the quote.
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Ashmaele Title: Pastor of Muppets
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Registered: 2002-1-15 08:30:50
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__Bonk__ posted:

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Tipztoe Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
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she's asking you to tell her what she wants to hear.
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__Bonk__ Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
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Tipztoe posted:
she's asking you to tell her what she wants to hear.
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bstulic Posts: 761
Registered: 2002-7-26 04:55:00
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I don't see wheres the problem, if you know what you have to do
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__Bonk__ posted:
No its wanting lies. You can even see the fantasy in their profiles. They mention princes and all that. I really believe men lie to women because this is what women subconsciously want
Then the women act all shocked when they find out what the man is really like.  They pass up all the men who were honest up front with them and instead picked the liars who give them their fantasy

Either you're a pedo or the women are speaking metaphorically.
Also, you're thinking all other men are douchebags and women are unhappy with them. Relationships fail all the time, and as easy as it is to blame the dude for being a jerk, its usually a lack of connection or incompatibility.
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