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purple_haze2
Posts: 3
Registered: 2002-12-17 16:01:45
awesome
Arcilite_I  4 stars
Title: VN's Most Wanted
Posts: 1,260
Registered: 2002-1-27 08:46:24
This is going to be up there with the lolcust thread.

 

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seabasstsf
Posts: 6
Registered: 2009-12-2 16:24:20
pimpin the best thing for you to do is to leave vn and AC message boards forever and move on

become a carpenter and live the life of building and creating magnificent pieces of labor

 

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Arcilite_I  4 stars
Title: VN's Most Wanted
Posts: 1,260
Registered: 2002-1-27 08:46:24
The horribly sad thing is, you know he sat there typing that out thinking to himself "How can they fuck with me now? This will clear everything up!"


BZZZZZT WRONG SO SORRY

 

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UnsavoryShaqFu
Posts: 25
Registered: 2008-1-11 01:23:45
Still affected by what Mehy did to him after all this time lol
2-Legit
Posts: 8
Registered: 2003-9-22 11:34:16
You got that guy good.

1) Marry underage high school student
2) Once married have her find random guys
3) Have your wife make out with said guy in a Staples parking lot
4) She goes down on the guy knowing full well she can only fit an inch of the cock down her throat
5) Guy is forever scared by the bad blow job received
6) Brag to vn

 

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I dont report like a wimp i call the head managment at Turbine for resaults-austynnTLS
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chapuddle
Posts: 13
Registered: 2004-10-30 11:09:45
Arcilite_I posted:

The horribly sad thing is, you know he sat there typing that out thinking to himself "How can they fuck with me now? This will clear everything up!"


BZZZZZT WRONG SO SORRY

 

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Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Frog- posted:

doesn't count if he doesn't jizz

Beer_Tacos
Posts: 2
Registered: 2008-7-18 10:22:23
Pecan wood/ charcoal mix in a charcoal grill > gas grill, btw.


This is a fun thread, and here are some of my favorite highlights:


Pimpin-Smurf posted:

I just know women that well. Im not a fat ass hippo like most of you fags, I get laid on a regular basis.



Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Tagging that ass a few more times helped to get me into another females pants.



Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Hes strictly dickly.



Pimpin-Smurf posted:

I preferred to stay and plan for over 1 and a half years how to get revenge.



Bravo!

 

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move along.
nothing to see here folks,
police business.
let's keep it moving,
thank you.
s_a_n_t_a
Title: Not a Moderator
Posts: 10
Registered: 2003-3-10 08:55:46
November 1996: Do not pass go do not collect $200

 

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Hek2
Posts: 1
Registered: 2004-2-23 17:38:17
all i know is pimpin is trying really hard to prove he didnt taste kabs load.


but secretly he loved kabs special sauce.


nevermind it cant be a secret we all know he did

 

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We dont need the keys we'll break in.
hmm she has dick with no balls and vagina on same time.. they are for real. its called hermaphordite yo! -Red-Player

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