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_pumpkinkittypants_
Posts: 36
Registered: 2007-4-2 08:50:39
blah blah bash pimpin post blah blah. should be a c&p everyone could use to say fuck off. cant be that simple... someone get to work on it

 

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D_Block_General_B
Posts: 22
Registered: 2003-9-3 19:51:51
This was the dumbest shit ever you didn't explain anything better for anyone, no one gives a fuck about your life.

The details in your first-person perspective (which, judging from your comments/behavior on this board are most likely skewed to hell and back) are barely different from what we all already knew.


OBVIOUSLY IF YOU WERE MARRIED TO HER WE ALL KNEW THAT YOU FUCKED HER BEFORE KABS DID.

MY QUESTION IS, HOW THE HELL WAS HE SUPPOSED TO TASTE JIZZ IN HER MOUTH IF YOU WERE UNABLE TO BUST BECAUSE YOU COULDN'T GET IT UP FOR A BJ?


Talk about jealousy fits from Mehy, you're on here talking about how you're investigating and trying to mathematically prove that kabs couldn't have fucked your wife when EVERYONE knows he did.


lol2u

 

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LegendaryDarktider
Posts: 10
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D_Block_General_B posted:

If cocks is the topic of conversation, I'm your man. Even if it's not I'll be sure to draw one on your icons face, lol.


i like the penis, lol



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Title: Print Ninja
Posts: 58
Registered: 2000-12-5 17:38:39
still talking about mehy, lul

 

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dark-rocx
Posts: 2
Registered: 2002-8-5 23:40:31
you care too much about what we think, get a life man

 

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Posts: 48
Registered: 2004-2-3 22:58:34
good thing you waited 3-4 years to straighten this out.

 

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Noetic2
Posts: 6
Registered: 2002-12-14 08:01:08
It wasn't a sailor! It was a bartender. Get it right!

 

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wee-rugged
Title: Rugged like marlboro man
Posts: 3
Registered: 2002-10-13 12:51:00
Bahahahah this is one of the most funny fking things I have ever read. Pimpin I hope you realize you come off as an absolute retard, not some god damn detective mastermind plotter you stupid piece of crap. I'm pretty happy you made this post it more or less shows how bad the truth really does hurt you.


PS love the part where you rationalize mehy sucking off d in a parking lot by saying she was just kissing some dude, and maybe once blew him but not till he came, hahahahahaha seriously this is pure gold, you definitely know women on an entirely different level than we all do.....

 

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Posts: 48
Registered: 2004-2-3 22:58:34
im going to bartender school

 

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ParkBench
Title: Red-Player's Bitch
Posts: 27
Registered: 2002-12-8 19:27:38
dark-rocx posted:

you care too much about what we think, get a life man

 

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