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Spanish-Fly  1 star
Title: you can call me nighthawk
Posts: 80
Registered: 2004-6-14 09:43:34
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Sizlunt-DT  1 star
Posts: 66
Registered: 2004-7-23 20:45:13
How did I miss this gem? This guy is probably the most pathetic person who has ever lived.

 

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Commissars and pin-striped bosses roll the dice
Any way they fall, guess who gets to pay the price
Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns instead of food today
It's all too clear we're on our own, singing ashes ashes all fall down
-Darkfire-  3 stars
Posts: 536
Registered: 2002-4-21 13:17:30
probably?

his 19 year old wife sucked some dude's giant cock behind staples, but didn't swallow.

 

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Sizlunt-DT  1 star
Posts: 66
Registered: 2004-7-23 20:45:13
You read that wrong. I was allowing for the notion that there might be 1 person on Earth who is more pathetic than he is.


I am well aware of his patheticness. Aside from this, he has to invent that he has two masters degrees, is working on a PhD in biochemistry, was a lawer (turns out he was a secretary for one), beats women, etc. All around IRL failure.

 

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Commissars and pin-striped bosses roll the dice
Any way they fall, guess who gets to pay the price
Money green or proletarian gray
Selling guns instead of food today
It's all too clear we're on our own, singing ashes ashes all fall down
Spanish-Fly  1 star
Title: you can call me nighthawk
Posts: 80
Registered: 2004-6-14 09:43:34
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Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain
When you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight up fact!
-Partyboy-
Posts: 23
Registered: 2005-12-26 18:40:41
SmokingCigarettes posted:

tag

will pick this post apart later.



It's been 1 year and 8 months. I'm still waiting for you to pick this post apart.

This better be epic

 

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Easily one of the best posts i've read in atleast 2 years -Parkbench
Spanish-Fly  1 star
Title: you can call me nighthawk
Posts: 80
Registered: 2004-6-14 09:43:34
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Spanish-Fly posted:

Spanish-Fly posted:

Spanish-Fly posted:

wat




 

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Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain
When you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight up fact!
Spanish-Fly  1 star
Title: you can call me nighthawk
Posts: 80
Registered: 2004-6-14 09:43:34
Spanish-Fly posted:

Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Spanish-Fly posted:

Spanish-Fly posted:

Spanish-Fly posted:

wat





 

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Never lie to a man about a chocolate fountain
When you tack on mass you sacrifice flexibility. That's just a straight up fact!
onlyoneprorida  1 star
Posts: 79
Registered:
HAHA never saw this before. thats where all those jokes are from. pimpin needs to clear up his language jeez no wonder he couldnt keep hold of her.


well


tbh


i just read the whole post


sounds like ur junk is just too small to satisfy man sorry but pimpin and mehy both did always seem alright to me


i realize not everyone can be humongous like me though. seriously, its sounds immature, but im just trying to cut to the facts here.
sliyurs  3 stars
Title: Official VN Stalker
Posts: 771
Registered: 2003-1-9 21:27:11
-Partyboy- posted:

SmokingCigarettes posted:

tag

will pick this post apart later.



It's been 1 year and 8 months. I'm still waiting for you to pick this post apart.

This better be epic

 

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