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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
Ok I am going to explain this for a reference point, if you want to make shit up about me at least do it in a correct fashion. Do you have any idea how retarded most of you are? And by retarded I mean mainly the UD's. Listen I understand your life is trash and all about AC because you can talk dirty to little boys and get away with it. Thats ok with me if thats all you have left. However at least be in the same god damn decade when you make shit up about me.


Early 2006, got marriage license. I saw that the relationship was declining and about over with. Not because of the way she was acting because she had not cheated and was acting normal. I just know women that well. Im not a fat ass hippo like most of you fags, I get laid on a regular basis. There was no wedding I was not marrying her I got the license to keep her from remarrying. She admits to this day there was no reason to get it. She thought it was for me to get life insurance on her policy, but I could have without it. I told her it was for legal purposes(her mother). Either way it was effective.


Sept 2006, she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work on several occasions. One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed. Mehy cant suck dick for shit. Worst BJ you will ever get. You can barely get the head in 1 inch, anymore and she starts gagging. It is not possible to get off with her giving you a BJ. I should know seeing how I was with her the longest.


I was in college in 2006 and my family paid for my living expenses. I did not have to work, I do not come from a poor family. However we had just moved into a very expensive apt(VERY). I knew this was happening BTW but I also knew if she left right then she walked away scott free with no damages with me holding the bag. So I made sure she lost the apt lease which ended up with her getting sued for 5000 and I made sure she lost both credit cards.


I also needed help getting to Oklahoma to be with my family so I drug her a long. Tagging that ass a few more times helped to get me into another females pants. Even though she was telling all of you on these boards that she wanted to leave me she was throwing jealousy fits at the time. She would show up at my clients house beating on the door asking why I was still there because she thought I was with another female. Which in fact a lot of them told me they wished I was single, my reply was "I soon will be".


March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge. I told her to get her shit and get her ass out. I helped her pack and load. I kept everything. All our furniture, everything. She took her dick getter though (laptop). She couldnt make it home to TX because she had to have some new dick. She went to my family told them I beat her and stayed with them a week. But the night I kicked her out she ended up on the Internet IMMEDIATELY finding some new dick from her past.


A week later she ends up in Dallas banging a 40 year old friend of her brothers. Not pretty huh? When you just got kicked to the curb for being a whore naturally you do what whores do. Anyhow she was screwing this 40 yr old and several other guys she had met on Myspace. 3 months after we broke up Kabs takes a trip to TX to pick something up. Kabs never said he was going to meet Mehy and I am 100% certain that Kabs is gay. Hes strictly dickly. Either way I proved mathematically he didnt have the time or ability to make it to Dallas by using his last and next post date here on vn, unless he owns a time machine.


Who cares, fact is Kabs was AFTER so if you want to mention anyone tasting man jizz you need to ask Kabs how my jizz mixed with some 40+ yr olds jizz tastes. It wasnt the other way around.


So long story short I didnt marry a whore. I dated someone who cheated and then I left them. I could have left before she cheated. I preferred to stay and plan for over 1 and a half years how to get revenge. So every step made our lives better but set her up to fail. For instance the APT, if we stayed together we would have had a much nicer place to live. If we broke up her credit would be shot. I let her ruin her. I just set it all up. There are about 20 angles of this where I set it up for this kind of failure strictly because I knew what was going to happen. It was also legal, so I got revenge without having to goto jail for it.


This thread is like me trying to explain quantum mechanics to a barn yard animal but I decided to write it to bump every time you UD sack lickers make shit up. Enjoy.

 

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Mw_Mage
Posts: 8
Registered: 2004-9-4 07:05:13
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge.



Lol. best post of all time

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
Well what I meant was I was ready to send her ass packing. In the middle of no where, with nothing. Up until then I was trying to figure out why she laid on the couch masturbating to Miami Ink all day.

 

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LegendaryDarktider
Posts: 10
Registered:
/cameo


I see a bright future for this thread
varicose_vein
Posts: 4
Registered: 2005-7-31 01:04:08
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Stop deflecting. Why are you getting married? What is the purpose of a marriage license? Are you just confessing to being retarded or are you religious? Your soon to be wife is a whore regardless you arent marrying a virgin. I just want to know WHY you feel there is a need for a marriage license.



I LOVE IT WHEN YOU CONTRADICT YOURSELF!! LOL!!

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
Shut up you settled for a whore.

 

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varicose_vein
Posts: 4
Registered: 2005-7-31 01:04:08
Yes because you ABSOLUTELY know exactly who I am and exactly who my gf is, lol. I'm glad I could affect you though.

 

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varicose_vein
Posts: 4
Registered: 2005-7-31 01:04:08
I'm glad you knew you were retarded and mehy was a whore before you got your marriage license.

 

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-DoE-
Posts: 1
Registered: 2001-5-24 10:09:52
That's a lot of text when all you had to write was that your whore girlfriend cheated on you and that you're now getting owned on these forums on a daily basis because of it.


I wish you would take the time to write this much about grilling instead.

 

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CLip_CaLLous
Posts: 25
Registered: 2003-5-31 15:26:14
-DoE- posted:

That's a lot of text when all you had to write was that your whore girlfriend cheated on you and that you're now getting owned on these forums on a daily basis because of it.



This and, why do you feel like you have to justify yourself or explain your life to a bunch of people you don't even know? You that desperate for attention on the internet? If people thought you were a fucking retard before this will surely convince them otherwise!

 

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