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Wong_ Posts: 5
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:31am
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The Pimpin-Smurf timeline. |
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Wow.
If you are going through hell, keep going.
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Freezer_B Posts: 2
Registered: 2001-1-14 15:13:24
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:31am
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Does that salty taste keep you up at night Pimpin?
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:31am
Subject:
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2-Legit posted:
You got that guy good.
1) Marry underage high school student
2) Once married have her find random guys
3) Have your wife make out with said guy in a Staples parking lot
4) She goes down on the guy knowing full well she can only fit an inch of the cock down her throat
5) Guy is forever scared by the bad blow job received
6) Brag to vn
7) ??
8) Profit
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hagrin Posts: 5
Registered: 2000-4-21 05:00:20
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:31am
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
But the night I kicked her out she ended up on the Internet IMMEDIATELY finding some new dick from her past.
And boom goes the dynamite.
Seriously, no one believes a word you say why do you even bother. You're easily the biggest joke on the Internet.
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hagrin Posts: 5
Registered: 2000-4-21 05:00:20
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:32am
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
Sept 2006, she makes out with another guy behind Staples on the way to work...
Wait it gets better ...
Pimpin-Smurf posted:
... on several occasions.
Hahaha, that's awesome.
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hagrin Posts: 5
Registered: 2000-4-21 05:00:20
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:32am
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
I also needed help getting to Oklahoma to be with my family so I drug her a long. Tagging that ass a few more times helped to get me into another females pants.
Clear psychosis here. This doesn't even make any sense on pretty much every level.
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ParkStool Title: Pleet is really smart and attractive
Posts: 18
Registered: 2003-2-13 14:19:00
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:32am
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It's funny how he always thinks its "UDs" going after him.. Its not just UDs, its EVERYONE.
I don't understand how someone can have literally every single person constantly proving him wrong, or just making him look like a fool in general and still think he's some sort of genius.
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the_black_panther_x  Title: I'm a son of a gun, want to meet my parents?
Posts: 53
Registered: 2000-9-21 13:24:08
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:32am
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wtf
Did the legendary FFer to even try and help?
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:32am
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the_black_panther_x posted:
wtf
Did the legendary FFer to even try and help?
wut
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Date Posted:
1/8/10 8:32am
Subject:
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Pimpin-Smurf posted:
One time I think she even went down on him but no he never jizzed.
No you defiantly tasted some other dudes jizz. Thats how you caught her, you recognized the taste of jizz from previous experiences.
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