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Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
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Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
Ungabhunga posted:

regulator_cracka posted:

Caoilin posted:

i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.



then why are you always so mean to sooz?



Yea, I was going to say that with your posting style, a lizard seems like a strange thing to care about but I guess you rank humans lower than the lizard.



As a matter of fact, she does, and she frequently says she does.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
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Chainsaw enough said

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
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Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
Onslaught. posted:

Ungabhunga posted:

regulator_cracka posted:

Caoilin posted:i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.



then why are you always so mean to sooz?



Yea, I was going to say that with your posting style, a lizard seems like a strange thing to care about but I guess you rank humans lower than the lizard.



As a matter of fact, she does, and she frequently says she does.
yep. i don't gaf about 99.999999999% of humans.

 

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Ungabhunga  2 stars
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You should check out this band...


 

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The_Town_Perv  1 star
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Registered: 2002-2-17 20:31:39
Most humane method is to put it in your freezer.
Caoilin  4 stars
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The_Town_Perv posted:

Most humane method is to put it in your freezer.


i thought about that and looked it up, it says that ice crystals will form in the tissue before the animal is dead and that it's pretty painful. so i'm hoping it will be gone when i go out to check it in a few mins.

 

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OG_Loki  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-26 18:18:46
Insert it into your vagina, it should gag to death instantly

 

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CulenTrey  1 star
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Registered: 2003-9-15 10:12:46
Garbage bag + car exhaust? Isn't that like falling asleep?

 

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Hyperimiator  3 stars
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Anebriated  3 stars
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Registered: 2003-1-27 21:26:11
plastic bag?

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