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notmforce2k  4 stars
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Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Ughhh... not sure I wanna know the end to this. Good luck.
ArchrikerHG  2 stars
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Registered: 2004-2-20 14:24:08
this is hilarious...

you're worried about a LIZARD being in pain, and you're too wuss to kill it...so instead, you leave it lying in your backyard while it's insides are hanging out? lol

and i thought sooz was the weird one

 

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Gildash  3 stars
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Registered: 2001-4-26 16:26:13
Caoilin posted:

Gildash posted:

Wait, do you eat meat?


yep. i do not put them above myself. ^_^ i merely think they are more valuable and important than all of you.



I hate people like you.

I LOVE ANIMALS AND COULD NEVER HURT THEM OMG OMG SO SAD WAHHH.

*eats a burger*

Retard.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Caoilin posted:

he's still alive and on my patio. more of his guts are protruding out. so it's still suffering brit. i can't bring myself to kill it and i can't have my animals do it because they all like to play with their live things first. so i'm just hoping something sees it and eats it. if not, my dog might find it tomorrow and kill it.



I hope its suffering isn't stressing you out or anything. Are you ok?

 

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Mangler_SC  4 stars
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Hatchet. Base of the neck. Not hard to figure out.

 

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Varece  4 stars
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Ice water

 

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Lynea  4 stars
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Mangler_SC posted:

Hatchet. Base of the neck. Not hard to figure out.


Seriously...if you really give a rat's ass about the poor lizard, just take it's head off. Quickest and least messy way to put him out of misery.

Lizards are awesome. My cats always tried to catch them, too.

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
let it go, give the poor fella a fighting chance

 

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FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
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and don't ever get another pet

 

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Jyiiga  2 stars
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Registered: 2001-3-15 22:36:09
Asphyxiation

1. Place small animal in an airtight plastic container.
2. Pour baking soda and vinegar into a cup and place in the container.
3. Close the lid. The animal should quickly pass out and painlessly die.

 

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