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Author Topic: best way to quickly and as painlessly as possible kill a lizard? [Locked]
Caoilin  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
because my cat brought one in today with it's side torn open and it's guts hemorrhaging out. it was still alive but obviously not moving at all. i don't think i can attempt to kill it with a shovel or something. yes i am a big wuss when it comes to dealing with this sort of situation. i cannot bring myself to harm an animal but i want to put this guy out of his misery. :/

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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It is already in your presence, the misery damage is done. Hand him a knife I am sure he will be happy to do himself at this point.

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
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Hammer + head

 

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winga  4 stars
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Do you have lots of morphine and a syringe?
HeartView  4 stars
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Eat it.

 

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Reapist  4 stars
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Onslaught. posted:

Hammer + head



LOL, same thing I was going to post...."a hammer to the head". It's quick but not clean. But the lizard won't care about the mess.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
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liquid nitrogen

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
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wouldnt one of your pain pills, crushed and mixed with water, wouldnt that OD him, put him to sleep and then he just die?

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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let the cat eat it.
Hawkson  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-10-23 22:57:09
It's probably dead already. I'd set it outside for a bird/other animal to eat.


No reason to poison it, or hit it with a hammer.

 

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