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Author Topic: best way to quickly and as painlessly as possible kill a lizard? [Locked]
mightbe  3 stars
Title: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
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Registered: 2003-7-21 12:49:15
"microwave me some chicken" your cat is saying

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
How are you so sure lizards even feel pain like we do?

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
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Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Probably quickest and least messy method would be a sharp knife and take off its head. Poor thing

 

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Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
i work under the assumption that everything feels pain. i set it outside in the sun on a paper towel because i didn't want to move it off, as that would require picking it up and displacing more guts. so i just set it on a bed of cut up green stuff in one of our garden boxes where the sun was hitting it directly. i'm hoping something will make a meal out of him and kill him quickly for me.

 

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mightbe  3 stars
Title: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Posts: 864
Registered: 2003-7-21 12:49:15
put it under your tire and back up

 

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regulator_cracka  4 stars
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Registered: 2009-1-6 15:07:53
Caoilin posted:

i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.



then why are you always so mean to sooz?

 

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Halloweve  2 stars
Posts: 422
Registered: 2004-3-6 10:19:02
Aww, poor Cao. I feel bad for you. I probably just would have held it under water for a couple minutes. I guess drowning is supposed to be a peaceful death.
FineYoungCannibals  4 stars
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
undress in front of it....oh wait you said painless

 

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Ungabhunga  2 stars
Posts: 319
Registered: 2008-8-7 11:25:39
regulator_cracka posted:

Caoilin posted:

i work under the assumption that everything feels pain.



then why are you always so mean to sooz?



Yea, I was going to say that with your posting style, a lizard seems like a strange thing to care about but I guess you rank humans lower than the lizard.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
if you really cared, you'd stop it's face.

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