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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. [Locked] |
Kanga_Roo  Posts: 439
Registered: 2002-2-26 12:58:17
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
So you peed on your wife then blamed it on the injured cat
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Hyperimiator  Title: Maximus Probus
Posts: 840
Registered: 2001-7-20 18:55:36
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
May I suggest some appropriate bedtime reading for you and your wife.
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Axispipe Title: Destroyer of Worlds
Posts: 525
Registered: 2002-2-9 11:05:08
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
make a shamisen out of it
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AkagiyamaMissile  Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
My cat has pissed on my bed 2 times. IDK why the hell she did it....no change in pattern, she just pissed on me and was shocked that i was mad....
First time, rubbed her nose in it....she didn't come near my room for about a week, but then all was good...
Second time, I did the same, and she didn't come near my room for about a month. So far, it's been quite a few months, and no problems. She's in my room, lies on my bed, but no pee.
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Webscar Title: /Yiffs in Hell [face_furry]
Posts: 946
Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
Your wife likely deserved it... You're just a casualty as you're still with her
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Axispipe Title: Destroyer of Worlds
Posts: 525
Registered: 2002-2-9 11:05:08
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
My cat has pissed on my bed 2 times. IDK why the hell she did it....no change in pattern, she just pissed on me and was shocked that i was mad....
First time, rubbed her nose in it....she didn't come near my room for about a week, but then all was good...
Second time, I did the same, and she didn't come near my room for about a month. So far, it's been quite a few months, and no problems. She's in my room, lies on my bed, but no pee.
obviously marking her minion.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
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This post is exactly why no pets are allowed in our bedrooms.
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levgre Posts: 606
Registered: 2001-10-24 07:24:49
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1/1/00 12:00am
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
Anyone who kills an animal for behaving like an animal is dumb.
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Caoilin Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
The_Town_Perv posted:
This post is exactly why no pets are allowed in our bedrooms.
your woman doesn't allow you to share a room with her, eh? 
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night. |
all things considered... did either of you with cats who peed on you rule out urinary track infections with your vet?
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