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Lithium_Power  2 stars
Title: I want my icon back....
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Registered: 2001-12-6 18:29:44
Banelord_FF posted:

We had an older cat with some health problems that would sometimes have an accident while she sleeped. The mattress stores sell a liner that you can put over the mattress and it will keep any moisture from soaking through to the mattress. It has a thin fabric surface that sort of looks like terry cloth over a vinyl liner so you can use it with or without a mattress pad. From then on worst thing we had to do was change the bedding but didn't have to worry about the mattress.



Replacing a $60 mattress cover is cheaper than a $1200 mattress

 

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Sith_Mauler  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03
Lithium_Power posted:

Banelord_FF posted:

We had an older cat with some health problems that would sometimes have an accident while she sleeped. The mattress stores sell a liner that you can put over the mattress and it will keep any moisture from soaking through to the mattress. It has a thin fabric surface that sort of looks like terry cloth over a vinyl liner so you can use it with or without a mattress pad. From then on worst thing we had to do was change the bedding but didn't have to worry about the mattress.



Replacing a $60 mattress cover is cheaper than a $1200 mattress



replacing the cat is cheaper than a $1200 mattress.

if my girlfriends cat pissed on my brand new mattress set it would be dead.

oh another thing when a cat starts pissing on stuff like that they usually dont stop doing it.

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
lol this guy who does deep steam cleaning for a living said cat piss was the 2nd hardest smell to get out, second only to dead bodies.
Reapist  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
So why didn't you?

 

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Second_Chance  2 stars
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MoFoEskimo posted:

lol this guy who does deep steam cleaning for a living said cat piss was the 2nd hardest smell to get out, second only to dead bodies.



My mattress. Oh sheet.

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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this is why you get a mattress protector.

cat piss is the worst.

Try white vinegar diluted with about 50% water.
Reapist  4 stars
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Tipztoe posted:

this is why you get a mattress protector.

cat piss is the worst.

Try white vinegar diluted with about 50% water.



I think he's already in a pickle.

 

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jonus156  3 stars
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Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
I see the problem.........you have a cat

 

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Tipztoe  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
Reapist posted:

Tipztoe posted:

this is why you get a mattress protector.

cat piss is the worst.

Try white vinegar diluted with about 50% water.



I think he's already in a pickle.



well then an eye for an eye.. go piss on the cat's stuff.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Second_Chance posted:

My cat pissed on my wife and I while we slept Saturday night.

I wanted to kill that damned cat.



Proving once and for all that its better to be pissed OFF than pissed ON.

 

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