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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
Fozzie_Bear posted:

all things considered... did either of you with cats who peed on you rule out urinary track infections with your vet?



some cats are just plain evil, I had one that would determine which basket of clothes was clean and piss in it, but NEVER pissed in the dirty clothes basket. We left him alone overnight when he was a kitten, came home to a pile of sh*t in the middle of our bed. He had a lot of personality quirks, both good and bad, he was the most charismatic cat I've ever owned.

but he was downright evil and vindictive.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
One of our cats is really pissing me off lately. She will play with the water dish, batting the water out onto the floor until it is completely empty, and soaking the towel we put underneath it. The water then soaks into the laminate and warps it. She likes to do this while we are sleeping, or not at home. This also leaves no water for the other cat, who is consistently very thirsty whenever I wake up in the morning.

We used to have a recirculating water dish but she did the same thing with that one too. It's driving me nuts.

 

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Rhodoman  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-14 21:02:19
I believe I have identified the source of your problem.

Apparently, you own a cat.


Rho

 

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rabbitslayer  3 stars
Posts: 518
Registered: 2001-8-26 17:08:06
Jezza_Belle posted:

Fozzie_Bear posted:

all things considered... did either of you with cats who peed on you rule out urinary track infections with your vet?



some cats are just plain evil, I had one that would determine which basket of clothes was clean and piss in it, but NEVER pissed in the dirty clothes basket. We left him alone overnight when he was a kitten, came home to a pile of sh*t in the middle of our bed. He had a lot of personality quirks, both good and bad, he was the most charismatic cat I've ever owned.

but he was downright evil and vindictive.


yeah, if your cat pissed on you, it did it because it wanted to, not had to... you must have pissed it off and it was just returning the favor
Webscar  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-11-30 00:27:37
Dark_EternalFF posted:

One of our cats is really pissing me off lately. She will play with the water dish, batting the water out onto the floor until it is completely empty, and soaking the towel we put underneath it. The water then soaks into the laminate and warps it. She likes to do this while we are sleeping, or not at home. This also leaves no water for the other cat, who is consistently very thirsty whenever I wake up in the morning.

We used to have a recirculating water dish but she did the same thing with that one too. It's driving me nuts.

What? I thought you had hard wood and tile like a boss?

Also; get a large water bottle and this: http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/pets/dd68/?srp=6

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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The house has hardwood and tile, but my condo has laminate . Should hear back from the seller's bank within the next couple of weeks though.

 

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Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
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Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
Just give the cat 1 hour with Webscar... it will be so traumatized that it will never piss or profanity again.

 

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putzbutt  1 star
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Registered: 2001-12-25 08:34:18
The_Town_Perv posted:

This post is exactly why no pets are allowed in our bedrooms.



i never let my cats into my bedroom either

 

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The_Town_Perv  1 star
Posts: 159
Registered: 2002-2-17 20:31:39
Caoilin posted:

The_Town_Perv posted:

This post is exactly why no pets are allowed in our bedrooms.


your woman doesn't allow you to share a room with her, eh?



LOL,nope I live in the man cave.

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