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NonOffensiveName  Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
illmyrin posted:
Holy crap.. ACF is really full of . I thought everyone was exaggerating.
I didnt know ACF had alot of cowboys.
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the_great_intex  Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
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Ew, Outposters 
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TickyAtack Posts: 1,303
Registered: 2001-10-23 15:46:32
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the_great_intex posted:
Ew, Outposters
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Abaddon_Ambrosius Title: Retired Theurgist TL
Posts: 1,674
Registered: 2001-12-21 09:51:39
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Face it, guys. Threads about forcible, criminal sexual activity are bound to land you a hoarde of Outposters.
Probably a couple dozen a day from just random Google hits alone.
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-Dyslexia-  Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
I can honestly say I don't get a boner from a guy rubbing on my junk.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Regardless, as I've stated, I'm not going to do anything with the guy, nor allow the guy to do anything to me, sexually.
Yes, I am fully expecting, and prepared for him to attempt this, it is at this point I tell him to leave, and am left with $360.
Or he really is a weirdo (Yeah, it'll be WEIRDER if he doesn't try to molester me into gayness) and I get to lay in a bed with this guy, feet to face, for $120 an hour.
Do you not see how this is a win/win or are you seriously so homophobic that you wouldn't risk a finger touching the outside of your pants for the millisecond it would take to stop it? I mean the amount of gay I'm TRULY setting myself up for is no more than standing next to someone in a crowded bus. I could potentially get groped for a moment. Ohhhh nooooo!
The only way I'd be setting myself up for anything gayer than that is if I was planning on doing some gay profanity with him. But as stated in OP, NO GAY profanity.
He'd have to offer me several thousand dollars for a handjob, and I'd give him a timelimit. Like.. a 6k handjob. Sure, why not.
hundreds of thousands for oral or anal though. ....And a time limit.
Seriously, I'd almost rather take it up the butt than give someone a bj, at least I could just imagine I'm getting a medial procedure done or something.
But for realz, 1 moment of gay that only he and I and ACF would know about for 800,000?
Yeah.
Of course I'd make sure that 800k wasnt monopoly money first.
Well that answers the 'are you a whore?'. the rest is just dickering for price.
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-Ducky- Posts: 580
Registered: 2001-6-1 14:21:49
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Honestly, like others said, having this guy sexually harass you would be the best outcome. I'd be worried that it was a set up to beat up/trick/etc. people from the internet  Be safe.
Also. WTF.
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Back in my day, the process of getting pounded in the ass was a whole lot less complicated than this mess.
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Steelwind_Oo Title: Lurking Oo
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Registered: 2000-9-30 10:26:30
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-Dyslexia- posted:
Well that answers the 'are you a whore?'. the rest is just dickering for price.
Dickering... tehehehe 
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AkagiyamaMissile Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
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-Dyslexia- posted:
Well that answers the 'are you a whore?'. the rest is just dickering for price.
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Onslaught. Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
AkagiyamaMissile posted:
-Dyslexia- posted:
Well that answers the 'are you a whore?'. the rest is just dickering for price.
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