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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked] |
Brandun  Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
and of course he is expecting to get off
and you're going to tell him to GTFO when it happens
might get ugly 
Good Luck 
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Itab Title: I
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Mofo's Bhole = 
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gatzby  Title: Insanity Personified
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Registered: 2001-7-26 17:49:19
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
This WHOLE concept is like dividing by zero...
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Steelwind_Oo Title: Lurking Oo
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
gatzby posted:
This WHOLE concept is like dividing by zero...
That happens after the massage.
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Manegarm Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Bunch o f'kin savages.
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Nailer2357 Title: ATLein
Posts: 22
Registered: 2003-4-6 07:31:52
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
I can honestly say I don't get a boner from a guy rubbing on my junk.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Regardless, as I've stated, I'm not going to do anything with the guy, nor allow the guy to do anything to me, sexually.
Yes, I am fully expecting, and prepared for him to attempt this, it is at this point I tell him to leave, and am left with $360.
Or he really is a weirdo (Yeah, it'll be WEIRDER if he doesn't try to molester me into gayness) and I get to lay in a bed with this guy, feet to face, for $120 an hour.
Do you not see how this is a win/win or are you seriously so homophobic that you wouldn't risk a finger touching the outside of your pants for the millisecond it would take to stop it? I mean the amount of gay I'm TRULY setting myself up for is no more than standing next to someone in a crowded bus. I could potentially get groped for a moment. Ohhhh nooooo!
The only way I'd be setting myself up for anything gayer than that is if I was planning on doing some gay profanity with him. But as stated in OP, NO GAY profanity.
He'd have to offer me several thousand dollars for a handjob, and I'd give him a timelimit. Like.. a 6k handjob. Sure, why not.
hundreds of thousands for oral or anal though. ....And a time limit.
Seriously, I'd almost rather take it up the butt than give someone a bj, at least I could just imagine I'm getting a medial procedure done or something.
But for realz, 1 moment of gay that only he and I and ACF would know about for 800,000?
Yeah.
Of course I'd make sure that 800k wasnt monopoly money first.
Are these the pre-negotiation prices?
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NonOffensiveName  Title: Touching people in special places all day long
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Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
gatzby posted:
This WHOLE concept is like dividing by zero...
more like dividing 1 into 0
mofo's bf 1 ====> 0 mofo
if you catch my drift 
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Phlegm573 Posts: 528
Registered: 2002-6-12 17:43:34
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
So this is what ACFers talk about.
Makes sense.
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illmyrin Posts: 705
Registered: 2001-12-25 11:52:26
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Holy crap.. ACF is really full of  . I thought everyone was exaggerating.
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Cuttlery Title: Wanna see what you missed?
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Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Phlegm573 posted:
So this is what ACFers talk about.
Makes sense.
If you think this is bad you should try out the Vesti, or that Outhouse board.
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