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Author Topic: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked]
the_great_intex  4 stars
Title: This is what cool looks like
Posts: 1,669
Registered: 2002-6-27 08:18:27
No news yet on any skull f***ings happening in or around LA

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
Title: Lord of the Lactose Intolerant
Posts: 3,975
Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
Title: Grammar Nazi
Posts: 1,211
Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
He will pay up front for a scheduled amount of time, if he tries anything, he's gone. If he asks for anything, he will be denied. Unless of course he brought lots and lots of money and really wants to waste all that money on a simple handy.

I don't know if the dude is gay/bi or not. He was offering this to straight/bi/gay alike. He has a kid and recently divorced which obviously doesn't mean much in said regard, since they could have broken up over his gheyness. Or his serial killerness.

Either way, honestly, you guys bought way too much into the 90s hype of mothers across america going apeprofanity over stranger danger over the internet, and when this goes perfectly according to plan (not saying it's a plan I take much pleasure in,) I will laugh in all of your feces. (Not a typo.)

He will schedule for at least 2 hours, hoping for 3. I will make him pay up front or no services will be rendered. If he attempts anything outside the boundaries of our said arrangement, then I keep the money and he leaves. By force if necessary.

My roommate will be within earshot, and the family that lives in the house im renting the room in their guest house from is also another buffer. I mean maybe he'd feel I'd be too embarrassed to do/say anything, but as this post shows he will be sorely (in the butt) mistaken.
Onslaught.  4 stars
Title: I've always wanted a title.
Posts: 1,377
Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
So, your roommate is your pimp...?

 

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Varece  4 stars
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11

 

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TheNinthSeal  1 star
Posts: 195
Registered: 2012-2-21 07:57:37
What if he has a really nice looking penis?
notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
lol, you better HOPE "he's gone" or "he will be denied" because if he shows up with other people, he's stronger than you, or he is armed, you are ****ED.


This just sounds like such a bad idea. There are so many red flags and you're choosing to go ahead anyways. You deserve whatever happens to you.
myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
MoFoEskimo posted:

He will pay up front for a scheduled amount of time, if he tries anything, he's gone. If he asks for anything, he will be denied. Unless of course he brought lots and lots of lube and really wants to waste all that money on a simple handy.

 

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ACX  1 star
Posts: 248
Registered: 2001-10-25 12:53:52
I'm laughing so hard at this

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