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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
Dude you've already given up your rectum for rent now you're just haggling over the price of admission..

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
notmforce2k posted:
lol, you better HOPE "he's gone" or "he will be denied" because if he shows up with other people, he's stronger than you, or he is armed, you are ****ED.


This just sounds like such a bad idea. There are so many red flags and you're choosing to go ahead anyways. You deserve whatever happens to you.



Uhhh yeah, ok, and this whole charley manson killing spree you're imagining... Is totally realistic.

You guys have seriously been brainwashed by 90s mothers with their stranger danger bullcrap.

5.5:100,000 murders per year.

I have a .0055% (right?) chance of being murdered this year.

And you think it's going to be a craigslist gang-rape murder (a murder with multiple people involved no less,) in the middle of a suburban area. Riiiiiight.

I get that you guys want to let me know you think this is a bad idea, but really guys? These are some pretty pathetic scare tactics. I mean, are there any more scenarios I should watch out for? Like, one day I'm going to go to buy a couch from some lady on craigslist, and I show up to her pad, and really there's 4 GUYS STANDING THERE WITH MACHETES AND BIG BLACK DILDOS AND THEY TAZER ME BRO, THEY TAZER ME! THEN PROCEED TO ONE AT A TIME RAPE ME WITH THEIR BIG BLACK DILDOS, STRETCHING MY BUNGHOLE SIMPLY TO PREPARE IT FOR THE MASSIVE RAPE THAT WILL ENSUE. A 8 DAY NON-STOP PILEDRIVER TRAIN, ALL BECAUSE I TRUSTED IN THE HOLLOW OF HUMANITIES HEART, AND WENT TO BUY A GOD DAMNED COUCH. SO STUPID!

lol.
deadcactus  3 stars
Posts: 669
Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
MoFoEskimo posted:
when this goes perfectly according to plan (not saying it's a plan I take much pleasure in,) I will laugh in all of your feces. (Not a typo.)



I'm pretty sure the people who don't have to rent out naptime with a stranger for a few hundred bucks will still have the last laugh...

 

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_Alexandra_  2 stars
Title: Lady of the Spatula
Posts: 429
Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
This thread is cock full of win.

 

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myxomatosis8  3 stars
Title: amateur zookeeper
Posts: 800
Registered: 2001-7-14 23:45:21
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
_Alexandra_ posted:
This thread is cock full of win.



ISWYDT!

 

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-Foxy-  5 stars
Title: Moderator
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Posts: 6,565
Registered: 2002-5-29 21:46:17
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
btw, do you have a will?

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
deadcactus posted:
MoFoEskimo posted:
when this goes perfectly according to plan (not saying it's a plan I take much pleasure in,) I will laugh in all of your feces. (Not a typo.)



I'm pretty sure the people who don't have to rent out naptime with a stranger for a few hundred bucks will still have the last laugh...



Not when I'm laughing rolling around in their feces. They will be too stunned with their narrow-minded minds to even utter a guffaw. Not even a chortle.

Once again it's not like I'm out looking for this kind of work, it just kind of fell into my lap, and has thrusted itself upon me. But when all is said and done, I'm going to make it worth my while. I'm not going to blow my wad in just one place, ya know?

So if people were going to laugh at me about the fact that they have a better job than me, then there wasn't much I could do to begin with now was there? The laughter will not change one iota from their aspect. I however, will be giggling like a schoolgirl all the way to the bank.
Itab  4 stars
Title: I
Posts: 1,020
Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
I didn't think this thread could have more gay in it, then the outpost queens arrived.

 

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MoFoEskimo  2 stars
Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
Would any of you like to wager on the outcome of this event??

Because the odds on me being murdered would be through the roof if any of you are willing to take the bet ;]
Caoilin  4 stars
Title: Instigator
Posts: 2,278
Registered: 2001-11-20 00:03:45
 Date Posted: 1/1/00 12:05am Subject: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude..
so when is the rape scheduled for?

 

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