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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked] |
dae_trist  Posts: 1,049
Registered: 2003-6-5 13:32:39
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
I get that you guys want to let me know you think this is a bad idea, but really guys? These are some pretty pathetic scare tactics. I mean, are there any more scenarios I should watch out for? Like, one day I'm going to go to buy a couch from some lady on craigslist, and I show up to her pad, and really there's 4 GUYS STANDING THERE WITH MACHETES AND BIG BLACK DILDOS AND THEY TAZER ME BRO, THEY TAZER ME! THEN PROCEED TO ONE AT A TIME RAPE ME WITH THEIR BIG BLACK DILDOS, STRETCHING MY BUNGHOLE SIMPLY TO PREPARE IT FOR THE MASSIVE RAPE THAT WILL ENSUE. A 8 DAY NON-STOP PILEDRIVER TRAIN, ALL BECAUSE I TRUSTED IN THE HOLLOW OF HUMANITIES HEART, AND WENT TO BUY A GOD DAMNED COUCH. SO STUPID!
lol.
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TheUnholyGhost  Title: Mr. Subtle
Posts: 271
Registered: 2000-4-4 13:21:40
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
You guys have seriously been brainwashed by 90s mothers with their stranger danger bullcrap.
5.5:100,000 murders per year.
I have a .0055% (right?) chance of being murdered this year.
Noooooooot exactly. 
I have .0055% chance of being murdered this year.
Pretty sure inviting people over from the internet ups the percentage a bit.
Strange men from the internet? A little higher.
Strange men from a Craigslist personal ad? A tiny bit more than that.
Strange men from a Craigslist personal ad who want to innocently spoon you, and that's it, cause you said so?
I think your percentage has at least broke (w)hole numbers...
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NSMachin Title: Mighty Fruit Husk
Posts: 324
Registered: 2002-8-29 17:48:31
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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You're going to need a bottle of tequila. A chick told me that'll help wash the taste of dick out of your mouth, MOfo.
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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Kordirn Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Aww
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-Dyslexia-  Title: I Was Fir3d by Mithan
Posts: 199
Registered: 2001-5-1 15:52:19
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
NSMachin posted:
You're going to need a bottle of tequila. A chick told me that'll help wash the taste of dick out of your mouth, MOfo.
You let the Asian tranny finish again, didnt you? Damn, you are polite.
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Nailer2357 Title: ATLein
Posts: 22
Registered: 2003-4-6 07:31:52
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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Make sure that you wear a toga. Might help him re-create his old fraternity memories.
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NonOffensiveName  Title: Touching people in special places all day long
Posts: 830
Registered: 2001-10-7 19:39:14
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
this thread delivered breech 
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Ungabhunga Posts: 319
Registered: 2008-8-7 11:25:39
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Him You wanna be the mamma or the pappa?
Mofo The pappa.
Him Ok, come here and suck mamma's 
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Dark_EternalFF Title: Official ACF Turd
Posts: 1,838
Registered: 2002-11-8 22:44:06
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:05am
Subject:
So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
I get that you guys want to let me know you think this is a bad idea, but really guys? These are some pretty pathetic scare tactics. I mean, are there any more scenarios I should watch out for? Like, one day I'm going to go to buy a couch from some lady on craigslist, and I show up to her pad, and really there's 4 GUYS STANDING THERE WITH MACHETES AND BIG BLACK DILDOS AND THEY TAZER ME BRO, THEY TAZER ME! THEN PROCEED TO ONE AT A TIME RAPE ME WITH THEIR BIG BLACK DILDOS, STRETCHING MY BUNGHOLE SIMPLY TO PREPARE IT FOR THE MASSIVE RAPE THAT WILL ENSUE. A 8 DAY NON-STOP PILEDRIVER TRAIN, ALL BECAUSE I TRUSTED IN THE HOLLOW OF HUMANITIES HEART, AND WENT TO BUY A GOD DAMNED COUCH. SO STUPID!
lol.
All that AND you get a couch? Where do I sign up!?
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