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Author Topic: So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked]
Annanova  1 star
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Registered: 2000-11-6 18:05:45
This definitely seems to be of less than a savory nature.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
tomorrows followup thread title by Mofo

anybody know a good lawyer? I got entrapped for prostitution

 

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winga  4 stars
Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
Itab posted:

Immortal_Haze posted:

The emails back and forth sound like a guy/girl who are dating...

Him: "I just want someone to hang out with, someone really cool..."
Her(Mofo): "I'm really cool to hang out with, but I'm not going to have sex with you. I'm hot though."
Him: "No worries baby, I'm not that kind of guy. I need a chill friend. Look, I'll even give you a massage for free!"
Her(Mofo): "OMG that's awesome teehee. How nice of you! I have a boyfriend though, so don't try anything mister! (giggles)"
Him: "Let's do it baby."

Face it, MoFo. Another man's junk is going to be part of your life very soon.



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notmforce2k  4 stars
Posts: 1,209
Registered: 2011-10-9 09:37:34
Just such a terrible idea.. OP even recognizes how bad this guy wants to try things and he is still allowing it to happen. Ugh.
murron2  3 stars
Title: Bloom where you are planted!
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Registered: 2002-1-6 08:40:46
JD_HOGG posted:

You have never even addressed whether or not this person is gay. Everyone is making assumptions. He might just be a serial killer, not gay at all. I think you'd be safer if he's just gay.



That was what I was thinking!


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~Murron~

 

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murron2  3 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-6 08:40:46
Fozzie_Bear posted:

tomorrows followup thread title by Mofo

anybody know a good lawyer? I got entrapped for prostitution



My second thought!


Truly...


~Murron~

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
My personal bet is that it's a cop.

 

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Brandun  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
Onslaught. posted:

My personal bet is that it's a cop.



Wouldn't they just troll for prostitutes then?

 

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AkagiyamaMissile  4 stars
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Registered: 2003-4-22 07:39:44
So when is the actual first encounter? We need to prepare.

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
I'm waiting for the thread:


" Does anyone know if a Blumpkin is sanitary? I heard they were."

 

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