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JD_HOGG  Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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You have never even addressed whether or not this person is gay. Everyone is making assumptions. He might just be a serial killer, not gay at all. I think you'd be safer if he's just gay.
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_Alexandra_  Title: Lady of the Spatula
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Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
JD_HOGG posted:
You have never even addressed whether or not this person is gay. Everyone is making assumptions. He might just be a serial killer, not gay at all. I think you'd be safer if he's just gay.
Surprise butt sex is much more entertaining than being surprised killed.
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DunesVladHarkonnen Title: Moderator
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
JD_HOGG posted:
You have never even addressed whether or not this person is gay. Everyone is making assumptions. He might just be a serial killer, not gay at all. I think you'd be safer if he's just gay.
this.
You should take a minute and realize the PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET (and especially ACF) are telling you this sounds sketchy and is probably going to end badly. They're advising caution.
That should trigger the alarm bells to any sane person.
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mightbe  Title: lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala
Posts: 864
Registered: 2003-7-21 12:49:15
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
make sure you squeeze your buttocks tight for him, may be able to poop out another 100 
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TheUnholyGhost Title: Mr. Subtle
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Registered: 2000-4-4 13:21:40
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:03am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
If you're willing to spoon with another dude for a couple hundred bucks, I'm thiiiinking your BJ threshold isn't in the "hundreds of thousands". 
Just sayin...
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
JD_HOGG posted:
You have never even addressed whether or not this person is gay. Everyone is making assumptions. He might just be a serial killer, not gay at all. I think you'd be safer if he's just gay.
this.
You should take a minute and realize the PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET (and especially ACF) are telling you this sounds sketchy and is probably going to end badly. They're advising caution.
That should trigger the alarm bells to any sane person.
yeah cuz I'm totally like "HAVE FUN WITH GETTIN YER POOPER STRETCHED LOL"
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EbonDragon Title: 8bit epileptic
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Registered: 2002-12-21 19:14:06
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
DunesVladHarkonnen posted:
You're assuming he is going to actually pay you and this doesn't turn into some Pulp Fiction moment...
This was my thought as well.. Did you even discuss how the payment was going to happen?
Half up front, half.. Once he finishes?
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JD_HOGG Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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Date Posted:
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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He will probably jam a ping pong paddle up your butt and make you poop pancakes.
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Chevya Posts: 48
Registered: 2002-3-17 05:52:26
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1/1/00 12:03am
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Wow, this is a seriously bad idea. You're risking an awful lot for a couple hundred bucks imo.
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
TheUnholyGhost posted:
If you're willing to spoon with another dude for a couple hundred bucks, I'm thiiiinking your BJ threshold isn't in the "hundreds of thousands".
Just sayin...
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