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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. [Locked] |
Tipztoe  Posts: 1,775
Registered: 2004-3-1 17:53:43
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
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he's gonna "accidentally" rub your package when he's rubbing you down.
You will probably get a boner which he will take for a green light.
Also he'll convince you it's not gay if you're the one receiving the bj.
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JD_HOGG Posts: 2,846
Registered: 2008-3-18 08:04:21
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He's not going to rape you. He's going to convince you. I'm guessing he has more than enough money to do that.
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winga Title: Canadian
Posts: 2,256
Registered: 2001-4-27 15:46:32
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Wow.... lol
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_Alexandra_  Title: Lady of the Spatula
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Registered: 2000-6-12 10:58:38
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This has got to be one of the best threads I have ever seen on ACF.
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Fozzie_Bear Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
and when hes done, you gonna get money on the bureau.
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Itab Title: I
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:02am
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
Tipztoe posted:
he's gonna "accidentally" rub your package when he's rubbing you down.
You will probably get a boner which he will take for a green light.
Also he'll convince you it's not gay if you're the one receiving the bj.
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MoFoEskimo Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
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I can honestly say I don't get a boner from a guy rubbing on my junk.
Don't ask me how I know this.
Regardless, as I've stated, I'm not going to do anything with the guy, nor allow the guy to do anything to me, sexually.
Yes, I am fully expecting, and prepared for him to attempt this, it is at this point I tell him to leave, and am left with $360.
Or he really is a weirdo (Yeah, it'll be WEIRDER if he doesn't try to molester me into gayness) and I get to lay in a bed with this guy, feet to face, for $120 an hour.
Do you not see how this is a win/win or are you seriously so homophobic that you wouldn't risk a finger touching the outside of your pants for the millisecond it would take to stop it? I mean the amount of gay I'm TRULY setting myself up for is no more than standing next to someone in a crowded bus. I could potentially get groped for a moment. Ohhhh nooooo!
The only way I'd be setting myself up for anything gayer than that is if I was planning on doing some gay profanity with him. But as stated in OP, NO GAY profanity.
He'd have to offer me several thousand dollars for a handjob, and I'd give him a timelimit. Like.. a 6k handjob. Sure, why not.
hundreds of thousands for oral or anal though. ....And a time limit.
Seriously, I'd almost rather take it up the butt than give someone a bj, at least I could just imagine I'm getting a medial procedure done or something.
But for realz, 1 moment of gay that only he and I and ACF would know about for 800,000?
Yeah.
Of course I'd make sure that 800k wasnt monopoly money first.
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MoFoEskimo Posts: 259
Registered: 2002-6-10 04:41:59
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and my take on the handy is I use my hand on my penis, so.... Whatevs. Wouldn't really be anything new.
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Itab Title: I
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Registered: 2006-2-20 07:38:15
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
MoFoEskimo posted:
and my take on the handy is I use my hand on my penis, so.... Whatevs. Wouldn't really be anything new.
Except for the whole facial thing. That'd be new.
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Aethelgrin  Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
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So... I'm going to be paid $120 an hour... for... basically hosting/male escorting this dude.. |
This has incredible promise. Please let something entertaining happen.
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