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Hiakisha  2 stars
Title: Newbcakes
Posts: 337
Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
i cant wait

 

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Needs Discipline ( WoW - Skullcrusher ) Earls of Sandwich ( LOTRO - Brandywine )
I wonder if that lady slam dunked it or went for the 3 point shot when she threw it in the trash. - NWK
Et tu, Ticky?
deadcactus  3 stars
Posts: 669
Registered: 2001-12-27 09:17:08
I thought most people stopped in meth town before catching the train to gay prostitution...

 

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'member dat?
True dat.
Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
MoFoEskimo posted:

"Let's do it" -him



 

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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
Cuttlery  4 stars
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
Mofo is going to be sitting in a hole with some guy wanting to make a Mofo suit soon... It puts the lotion on its skin.

 

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0.o
Bored and Useless
Bork_the_orc  2 stars
Posts: 272
Registered: 2001-6-15 20:58:59
So, you're just gay for pay?

 

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Happily ensconced in the top quintile.
.-Vega-.  2 stars
Posts: 420
Registered: 2005-6-20 13:31:05
Best case scenario he gives you a reacharound

 

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Ron Paul 2012
-Accident-  3 stars
Title: Waiting to happen
Posts: 660
Registered: 2000-8-24 09:49:04
this is going to sound weird but what if he basically wants someone to babysit him while he gets high?

 

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I realize now I do not fear death. I fear my daughter will not be free when I die.
- NR, #iranelection
Sith_Mauler  4 stars
Posts: 1,851
Registered: 2002-12-21 13:40:03

 

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Well I ain't first class
But I ain't white trash
I'm wild and a little crazy too
I have seen a lot of things in my life time.
That is why I walk the line I walk.
jonus156  3 stars
Posts: 906
Registered: 2005-10-12 11:53:45
I............Was here?

 

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This thread begs the question: do the "women" of ACF use a funnel to get that much sand in their vagina or do they just slide around the beach like an angry Roomba? -deadcactus-
"I could go for some cock"--cute_but_stupid
Varece  4 stars
Posts: 1,096
Registered: 2002-1-7 21:48:11

 

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I am no longer young enough to know everything
Knowledge is Free America's Libraries
"ou embrace that which defines you"
"If you tell the truth, you don't need a good memory"
We're not perfect...we're parents