hahaah I LOVE Guy but can TOTALLY see him dousing himself in cologne

 

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ahh I dug Kelsey

 

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Kelsey was ok, but too perky for me at times. Still, I think they would've kept her over Adam if her food hadn't sucked last night.


On another note....


Not only does Guy look like he douses himself in cologne, I detest how he colors his hair/goatee. I simply find him totally disgusting.

 

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Nooooooooooooooooooooooo


Dammit. Well, I hope Adam wins. Gee Panel, you think he has a difficult time showing his passion? He already told y'all he is coming off a recently failed restaurant attempt with his family. Of course he is going to struggle showing that passion.


Still better than Bi-Polarish Lisa and Clamshell Aaron on camera though.

 

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I would have had to stab Kelsey had she won. I know she was passionate, but she sounded way too stilted. Can you imagine if she is NOT the most annoying in her group of friends? *shudder*


While Lisa has relaxed a bit...and very well may be the winner, I feel there is NO WAY she will ever be a hit with women. She dresses like the girl you always HATED in high school. Always the perfect outfit, accessories and shoes. Also, real women have bad hair days about 5.7 out of the 7 days in the week. I do not trust that a woman with a perfectly precise haircut has ANY relation to my life. While I will look at her in a magazine,I could not hang in there for 30 minutes, even while hoping I could fine a slip of the scissors made by her stylist. It is the IMPERFECTIONS in people that we find relate-able and endearing. She doesn't WANT to be one of us...and that makes me want to stack her locker. Remember, she was DISDAINFUL ABOUT MAC AND CHEESE!!! SHE IS UNAMERICAN!!!!


Aaron? I like to root for the underdog, and I think he is getting better. But he is a straight up PROJECT. I do admire what he said about being a slow learner, but really getting it when he sticks with it. It is refreshing to see a possible food network star who is not an elitest know-it-all. (See Bobby Flay and his "I have never had a cheeseball what are they like" comment or Martha Stewart with her "I don't like food like that" about Sloppy Joe's). Say what you will, but Aaron is "everyman" who could teach me how to cook...if he learns how to speak.


Adam. Meh. Attractive and funny. I think he has been WAY over criticized for his food. If it has really been that bad, why is he still THERE? But don't they already have him on Food Network? Who is the dude that is a bachelor and cooks for all of his friends on a budget? Isn't that just Adam with a different name? I am Switzerland on Adam.


In summary. No one should win from this group and the second place winner from last year should get a show because she was ripped off by Amy and the network.


The end.

 

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Kinky! A Threesome Finale!

 

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It was the only solution, as they are HOPING an asteroid hits the production during the finale instantly killing all three contestants, but leaving Bobby Flay with a light, perfect sear,


This way, Food Network will not have to try and make a decent show from ANY of them! And you noticed (I hope) that Bob Tushieman echoed my feelings about Lisa...NO ONE LIKES HER!

 

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k, of the 3 left, cast your vote now on who you think will win. not nessesarily who you want to win, but who you think will win.


and why

 

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I think Aaron will take it.


He has proven he can cook, and *can* be a likable, shiny person.


Adam could take it. He does have the polished stage presence, and I like his inventive techniques.


Personally, I could not and would not watch Lisa. Who really needs another Martha Stewart?

Lisa will win. She is building the next Martha Stewart juggernaut and the Food Network wants to latch on to that.


She is also the perfect alternative to the totally insipid and bland Rachael Ray

 

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