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Of Blondes and Headbutts...Part I [Locked] |
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8/9/01 5:40pm
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END IT!!!!!!!!
My food will be here soon and I must have closure damnit!
CLOSURE!!!
UGH!!!!!!!
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:40pm
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I like to give preference to my advance-copy crowd, but none of them are reading their PMs at the moment, and it appears that some of you are standing outside your office window ready to jump if I don't post another, so here goes...
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Part XXVII - Standoff
Whoops did I edit out the story after leaving it up for one minute? Wow, that's mean...
You have 10 minutes left to edit your message.
You have 6 minutes left to...aww fooey...Tiler's scream of pain just got to me, I guess.
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Part XXVII - Standoff
"I had a great time tonight, Clark."
"I'm glad you did."
Wow, the first time I actually said what I was thinking all evening. I'm afraid the malice was lost on her though. But boy oh boy did I feel good after that one. The whole hair dyeing and demon flesh lines were good, but they were too blatantly cruel for my mild-mannered Clark Kent demeanor. (No, that's not my real last name. )
"We should do something again sometime before you go back to school."
"We'll see!"
By golly, she would get the hint if I had to dodge every question, committment and comment possible.
"So, can I get my class ring back now?"
It wasn't so much the fact that it was a $90 ring. I knew where she lived, and her parents seemed like decent enough people that it's not like she was stealing the thing. And I didn't even wear it all that often.
But it was principle.
No, more than principle, this was tradition.
I'm not sure how it goes in some parts of the world, but where I'm from, if you have in your possession another person's class ring, you officially own them. You are boyfriend and girlfriend. You are "going together." It made both of you off-limits to anyone else.
It was committment.
And I had been tricked.
I didn't realize it at first, but throughout the course of the evening it became clear to me that Emily planned to take a trophy home with her tonight. I did NOT want that trophy to be my ring and therefore my soul. But I wasn't well prepared at all for what came next.
"Only if you kiss me goodnight first."
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:41pm
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As the great Homer Simpson would say....DOH!!
wonderful read so far 
Edit: LOL, Glad I got to read it |
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That was pure evil. It's like if I bought a bag of weed from you only to get home and find out it was pencil shavings |
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Hah! I managed to refresh while it was still up!
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Date Posted:
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aaaaaaahhh, relief.
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Date Posted:
8/9/01 5:41pm
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someone is fishin fer an ol fashioned ass whoopin!
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Date Posted:
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Argh! A kiss, the devils poison is upon you! Quick, grab your swiss army knife and lop the finger off! To the Green Ranger Pod!
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Date Posted:
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Error: To prevent spamming, you cannot send more than 5 unread messages to another user.
That little rat needs to get on and read some PMs, or else this thing will never get finished.
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Date Posted:
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Pod, doesnt your dying public need the advanced copies as well? We are your faithful readers an supporters  |
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