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I am pretty sure I am one of the ones who will be told "depart from me I never knew you". I just know most of the mormons will be there with me when they get their pink slip also.  |
_Enkidu_  Title: Zen Badger
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Or is that imaginary friends? 
Did the religious guys posting ever settle the 3=1 or 3=3 argument? 
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SoBaKi Posts: 487
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6 pages of discussion regarding a belief system based upon the invisible flying spaghetti monster.
No Outposter should ever complain about the U.S. political system again.
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Abaddon_Ambrosius  Title: Retired Theurgist TL
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Snarf_Igraine posted:
They can call themselves apostles, disciples, Christians, believers, etc. It doesn't matter, it doesn't mean they really are.
Matthew 7 "Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter.
Try to keep up. I covered that pages ago under "salvation by faith alone", versus "faith plus works". As already stated, sects who are CLEARLY Christian by any realistic definition disagree on that one... Mormonism notwithstanding.
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__Bonk__ posted:
I still a Christian but I'm a liberal one and I'm too lazy to attend church regularly. If my girlfriend does I will be happy to go with her though
Missionarys are very brave people. VERY BRAVE
Wait!
Bonk has a girl friend?
Did he finally get laid?
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_Enkidu_ Title: Zen Badger
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At least pastafarians are clever and they belong in this thread simply because they have their own made up breakaway sect, too.
Long live FSM and the IPU! (Covering my bases, can't be sure which one is true!)
 
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Snarf_Igraine posted:
They can call themselves apostles, disciples, Christians, believers, etc. It doesn't matter, it doesn't mean they really are.
Matthew 7 "Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ will enter the kingdom of heaven, but he who does the will of My Father who is in heaven will enter. 22“Many will say to Me on that day, ‘Lord, Lord, did we not prophesy in Your name, and in Your name cast out demons, and in Your name perform many miracles?’ 23“And then I will declare to them, ‘I never knew you; depart from me you who practice lawlessness".
Jesus never called himself the son of god.
That is a catholic creation at the council of nice.
jesus claimed to be the son of man.
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Bobvillas  Posts: 643
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Eithne_Boadicea posted:
Well shucks, if someone saying it makes it true, then I guess it must be! If Mormons think they're Christian, it doesn't matter what the rest of the Christians in the world think. By that logic you could call Branch Davidians (hi2u Waco) Christians, too, or Moonies, Aryan Nations (part of what is called the Christian Identity Movement) or Jehovah's Witnesses. Case closed. /slams gavel
Sometimes I wonder how religions find their followers.
Then I read things like this.
You can call them whatever you want. Knock yourself out.
The Atlas of Global Christianity states Mormons are Christians.
The Mormons say they are Christians and act like they are.
You have yet to display this.
You have however been able to display an abundance of hypocrisy.
Incoming opinion articles from random websites stating that you are right so it must be true!
/slamsgavel
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eodoll Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
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Sorry - not christian. Youre going to hell.
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Bobvillas Posts: 643
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eodoll posted:
Sorry - not christian. Youre going to hell.
I hope I get a window seat!
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