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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
vn_nnanji posted:

Sea_of_inK posted:

vn_nnanji posted:

I think I know what anal sex is





As someone who's played pitcher, catcher, and umpire.. you have no clue what you're talking about



I prolly tried and rejected it while you were still pooping in your pampers.

I'll stick with a nice snug vagina that grips the whole shaft thanks.

and Tenkly.....

YOU SHUT UP!

I dunno about Oprah but Jlo or Salma.........



Salmas hairless, clean tasty asshole with some whipped cream and a cherry.. After you're done she'll fulfill every perverted deviant fantasy you have in your case that means: missionary, in the dark for procreative reasons only.

You'd tongue that shit like it was salvation!

 

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Moe_Nox  4 stars
Title: In Moe We Trust
Posts: 1,962
Registered: 2007-2-4 12:17:56
Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
vn_nnanji posted:

Manegarm posted:

vn_nnanji posted:

Bluster, bluster, bluster



Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would.



In this thread or any other let me know when I stop insulting you dude.



Hey you lost when you stopped producing arguments and just started your old tirade of being old and close minded.. enjoy your fail.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
Moe_Nox posted:

Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.



that made me lol

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Moe_Nox posted:

Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.



Soon mammogram will be having chicks f him with strap ons and eventually it will be guys who are doing it to him with the real thing

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Moe_Nox posted:

Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.



Only someone as conservative as you can doublespeak yourself into thinking sex with a woman is homosexual.

 

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"To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young"
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DemonicXH  3 stars
Title: Camelot Vault Staff
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Registered: 2003-12-1 08:14:17
This thread is getting good.
Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
__Bonk__ posted:

Moe_Nox posted:

Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.



Soon mammogram will be having chicks f him with strap ons and eventually it will be guys who are doing it to him with the real thing





If I had any interest in men I would have acted on those impulses years ago.. I'm good looking, well dressed and very fit I'd have no problems, there is nothing in my life that would prevent me from going gay if I wished. I live in a very open minded country with a family who would support me and love me no matter what my sexual preference was.

As I said earlier, seems you need to be a sexually repressed conservative to doublespeak yourself into thinking a sex act with a female can be homosexual, you people crack me up.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
__Bonk__ posted:

Moe_Nox posted:

Some of you metro guys are in denial about having your anus tickled. The tongue is a gateway drug to fabulous.



Soon mammogram will be having chicks f him with strap ons and eventually it will be guys who are doing it to him with the real thing





and even if he was gay... who cares?

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
You like things gay men like mammogram. Its just a small step now for you to have a man do it. I predict your next step will be a tranny.

 

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