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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42


lights off is still too risque for me. we put a blanket between us and cut a hole for access.

seriously though, i said public toilets. people shit in them, i dont even like peeing in public bathrooms. my favorite kind of sex is period sex - girl on top of course.
Sea_of_inK  2 stars
Posts: 488
Registered: 2004-10-18 12:57:37
vn_nnanji posted:

I think I know what anal sex is





As someone who's played pitcher, catcher, and umpire.. you have no clue what you're talking about

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
You haven't shot down anything toilet paper tongue.

You've just tried to act like being an ass licker makes you cool.

Maybe in your circles it does.

 

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tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
I know badger is lying because if oprah or jennifer lopez would ask him to tongue their ass he would be on his knees before they'd finish their sentence.


True story

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
vn_nnanji posted:

You haven't shot down anything toilet paper tongue.

You've just tried to act like being an ass licker makes you cool.

Maybe in your circles it does.



i dont think its got anythign to do with being cool
if thats how you view sex then youre doing it wrong

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Mammogram have you ever had anyone anally f* you dude?

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
vn_nnanji posted:

Bluster, bluster, bluster



Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Sea_of_inK posted:

vn_nnanji posted:

I think I know what anal sex is





As someone who's played pitcher, catcher, and umpire.. you have no clue what you're talking about



I prolly tried and rejected it while you were still pooping in your pampers.

I'll stick with a nice snug vagina that grips the whole shaft thanks.

and Tenkly.....

YOU SHUT UP!

I dunno about Oprah but Jlo or Salma.........

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
__Bonk__ posted:

Mammogram have you ever had anyone anally f* you dude?



Never found men attractive so nope.. More importantly have you? I mean your the obvious gay candidate on this board.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Manegarm posted:

vn_nnanji posted:

Bluster, bluster, bluster



Yeah, this is why you're insulting me instead of thinking up a counter argument.. Because you don't have one.

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.

I would.



In this thread or any other let me know when I stop insulting you dude.

 

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