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vn_nnanji posted:
The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.
The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.
I bet half of you supposed proponents of anal sex have never actually done it. You think it sounds cool. It really isn't all that pleasant, does not feel good on your unit and in fact is more about domination and defilement than actual sex.
When I say you've never done anal sex I mean as the pitcher. Many of you are probably catchers. Just to be clear.
you need to invest in some lube.
hint: chicks can get preggers if you blow it in their ass.
if youre eating poop, youre doing it wrong. tell your woman to wipe that shit and shower more thoroughly.
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Tych2  Title: Obama Appointed Outpost Czar
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cobane posted:
Piss is sterile.
Until it leaves the body. I think it loses sterility on the way out.
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Kordirn Title: Pirate Prince
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Date Posted:
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your own piss is sterile to you
your girlfriends piss is NOT sterile to you and can cause infections.
also, if your women have shit on their asses im willing to bet they have yeast infections also
how does bloody bread taste?
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Manegarm Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
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vn_nnanji posted:
The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.
The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.
I bet half of you supposed proponents of anal sex have never actually done it. You think it sounds cool. It really isn't all that pleasant, does not feel good on your unit and in fact is more about domination and defilement than actual sex.
When I say you've never done anal sex I mean as the pitcher. Many of you are probably catchers. Just to be clear.
The mouth is also not a sex organ yet you kiss with it and preform sex-acts with it, and the mouth is filled with more filth and harmful bacteria then the clean asshole of a pretty girl.
your logic fails. 
I never said anything about anal sex which is just messy and complicated, and I have only met one girl who really enjoyed it.
I like having my ass licked, and I love eating a girls pussy and ass. You guys seem to have a problem with this, know what you can do what you like and I can do what I like, it's simple.
and your usual gay barb, hey Nannjar when was the last time you had sex with a woman?
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tenkly Title: Best looking Outposter.
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I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.
I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.
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vn_nnanji Title: Outpost Music Expert
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Keep telling yourselves you're just more open minded.
What you are is human toilet paper. Go you.
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She loves my cock, that's all she needs in life.
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vn_nnanji Title: Outpost Music Expert
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Where did I say anything about it being gay? You brought that to the party.
Which says a little something about you buttercup.
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Manegarm Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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tenkly posted:
I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.
I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.
More or less..
I think it's an age thing, everyone in this thread who are freaking out is more or less old, busted or religious..
vn_nnanji posted:
Keep telling yourselves you're just more open minded.
What you are is human toilet paper. Go you.
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Every argument you had was shot down, you'd kiss a girl which is worse then licking her ass from a bacterial point of view.
So yes you're close minded and conservative.
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