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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Its bad enough people stick their peen in the poop shoot. I cant imagine licking it.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
__Bonk__ posted:

Its bad enough people stick their peen in the poop shoot. I cant imagine licking it.



and yet you could imagine licking a vagina I would bet.

Let me put you in on a little secret. That could be a lot worse than licking a poop shoot.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
Posts: 5,122
Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Kordirn posted:

__Bonk__ posted:

Its bad enough people stick their peen in the poop shoot. I cant imagine licking it.



and yet you could imagine licking a vagina I would bet.

Let me put you in on a little secret. That could be a lot worse than licking a poop shoot.



Water floats your boat dude. You can have ass breath if you want. Just dont kiss your loved one after you licked their ass

 

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cobane  2 stars
Posts: 473
Registered: 2001-9-6 18:42:56
I don't even want to know what a woman who'd want to lick my ass would look like. Probably something like that British bog beast what lurched its way into an American Idol audition a few years back.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
I can't wait till bonk finally gets laid, if ever. You have no idea how good or bad it can be at times.

 

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Snarf_Igraine  2 stars
Posts: 258
Registered: 2003-12-13 14:36:34
Eith has no problem with the tongue skills

however, why the hell would anyone want to eat sphincter? That is disgusting.
eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
there are some things girls have requested of me that i will not do-
sex in public bathroom- no way. gross. people shit in there. i try to minimize my time in public vathrooms.
sex in public utility /janitorial closet- again, no - gross.

in my experience the people who suggest such venues are also awful lovers... its a good corelation. if they want to have sex in a public bathroom at a bar then they are really bad at sex.
Kordirn  4 stars
Title: Pirate Prince
Posts: 1,513
Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Not every time you have sex needs to be some spectacular love making session. Sometimes a woman just wants a quickie in a janitors closet. Since I am a man, I am happy to oblige.

 

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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
if youve had filet mignon and its available in a few hours are you going to eat ncdonalds?

not me, but if the bedt youve had is jack in the box then mcdonalds is okay pnce in a while.
Seething199  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
i'm pretty sure you're at least half retarded.

 

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