VaultNetwork.netVault Network Boards
Author Topic: Mastrubates furiously.. [Locked]
tenkly  4 stars
Title: Best looking Outposter.
Posts: 1,079
Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
eodoll posted:

I'm sexually clueless and never got a good blowjob or got my ass licked



Yep, we know.

 

-----signature-----
"Sir, when you die, what shall we do? Bury you? Burn you?" "Nay. I shall be mushroomed"
"ou're a weird dude, Tenkly. Knife fights with women and you dress your cat up in sweater vests."- ZigmundZag
Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
tenkly posted:

eodoll posted:

I'm sexually clueless and never got a good blowjob or got my ass licked



Yep, we know.

 

-----signature-----
Europa Eternita!
"Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn
"To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young"
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Eithne_Boadicea posted:

After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.



You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.

 

-----signature-----
Europa Eternita!
"Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn
"To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young"
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen
YouMightSeeMe  2 stars
Posts: 384
Registered: 2009-2-27 19:08:13
Manegarm posted:

Eithne_Boadicea posted:

After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.



You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.



Haha this.

 

-----signature-----
Here mi! Let me hear nah u say u can bAaaad me up.
DemonicXH  3 stars
Title: Camelot Vault Staff
News Editor

Posts: 584
Registered: 2003-12-1 08:14:17
The funny part is, she probably doesn't even give BJS lol.
Seething199  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
would wreck that

 

-----signature-----
You Are
Sofa King
We Todd Ed
Eithne_Boadicea  1 star
Posts: 216
Registered: 2002-10-21 14:29:50
Manegarm posted:

Eithne_Boadicea posted:

After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.



You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.



There are plenty of fun things you can do with your tongue that don't involve licking your lover's poop chute. But I get that you are Euro and are into that sort of thing. Are you sure you're not German?

 

-----signature-----
I say retarded things all the time. -Sinlock
Dang Mamogram, that is an impressive display of stupid. -SoO
Women find scars and limps to be sexy, which is why I mutilated myself and ran over my legs with a truck.-[ToS]en
Coriolus  3 stars
Title: Outpost Ice Mexican
Posts: 905
Registered: 2002-5-17 06:20:48
Eithne_Boadicea posted:

Manegarm posted:

Eithne_Boadicea posted:

After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.



You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.



There are plenty of fun things you can do with your tongue that don't involve licking your lover's poop chute. But I get that you are Euro and are into that sort of thing. Are you sure you're not German?



I agree, licking the taint is close enough for me. Unless you have had a strawberry scented enemy several times I'd rather not got there.

 

-----signature-----
A thousand sheep are louder than one man. As long as the Survivor-watching sheep outnumber the thinkers, nothing will change. - BD
Sinlock  2 stars
Title: Savior of the Camelot Outpost
Posts: 376
Registered: 2000-5-14 16:20:01
DemonicXH posted:

The funny part is, she probably doesn't even give BJS lol.



Exactly.

 

-----signature-----
THOOOOKA...THOOOOOKA...THOOOOOKA...
Future Grand President For Life of the Universe (you'll see! you'll be sorry then!)
Outpost Terrorist #1! I don't care what any law says!
Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Eithne_Boadicea posted:

Manegarm posted:

Eithne_Boadicea posted:

After watching for a minute you forget that the tongue is part of her and it just looks like some weird thing flopping around between her teeth.

And no Coriolus, she does not look like Natalie Portman.



You have no idea what a tongue can do to certain zones of human anatomy it seems..

Then again Snarf is your hubby, so I can understand why you would have no concept of how awesome that is.



There are plenty of fun things you can do with your tongue that don't involve licking your lover's poop chute. But I get that you are Euro and are into that sort of thing. Are you sure you're not German?



I tend to not limit myself or my life to the expectations of society and normalcy, to do so is idiocy. I come from a German heritage, my blood has nothing to do with my sexual deviancy that is all me

 

-----signature-----
Europa Eternita!
"Damn, Manegarm; you are HAWT!! " - Taolynn
"To the everlasting glory of the infantry, Shines the name Shines the name of Rodger Young"
ALWAYS ANGRY, ALL THE TIME!
Nein mann ich will noch nicht gehen

VaultNetwork.net is an independently operated community forum and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or technically based on IGN, GameSpy, FilePlanet, GameStats, or the former IGN/GameSpy Vault Network.
References to VaultNetwork.net mean this site/domain. VNBoards-style presentation is a visual homage only. By using this site, you agree to the forum rules.