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eodoll  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
tenkly posted:

eodoll posted:

I'm sexually clueless and never got a good blowjob or got my ass licked



Yep, we know.



i always tell girls dont touch my balls and i always stop them when i sense them moving toward my ass. im not interested in that.
tenkly  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
you tell girls not to touch your balls?

LOL wow dude, women must find you incredibly boring in bed.

Touching balls doesnt not = ass fingering. WTF is wrong with you?

Maybe you have like really tiny balls and they would laugh at it? I dunno.. but i love getting my balls rubbed/licked and sucked !

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Manegarm posted:

I tend to not limit myself or my life to the expectations of society and normalcy, to do so is idiocy. I come from a German heritage, my blood has nothing to do with my sexual deviancy that is all me



So in other words you're cool on eating poop.

Sorry to break this to you, that doesn't make you progressive or someone who is unshackled by normalcy.

It just makes you someone who will eat poop.

How about limiting yourself to the expectations of health and hygiene?

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
vn_nnanji posted:

So in other words you're cool on eating poop.

Sorry to break this to you, that doesn't make you progressive.



Does eating pussy make you want to drink piss? oh wait it probably does.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
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vn_nnanji posted:

The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.



I like getting my ass licked, if I did not reciprocate that would just be bad form.. and girls like ass to mouth

 

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eodoll  4 stars
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tenkly posted:

you tell girls not to touch your balls?

LOL wow dude, women must find you incredibly boring in bed.

Touching balls doesnt not = ass fingering. WTF is wrong with you?

Maybe you have like really tiny balls and they would laugh at it? I dunno.. but i love getting my balls rubbed/licked and sucked !



they love to suck my cock. i just dont like how it feels to have my balls touched, there is nothing erogenous there for me.

my ass, ive sensed them try to put a finger in that direction- i find it to be pretty gross and stop them ASAP.
Eithne_Boadicea  1 star
Posts: 216
Registered: 2002-10-21 14:29:50
Manegarm posted:

vn_nnanji posted:

The vagina is different than the asshole.

At least in America it is.



I like getting my ass licked, if I did not reciprocate that would just be bad form.. and girls like ass to mouth



Um, no, no we don't. Nothing goes in my mouth that came out of someone's ass.

 

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tenkly  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
I think he meant girls love receiving it.

Which is true, some of them do.

 

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Kordirn  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Licking someone's ass means you like to eat poop? Really are you retarded? You sound like one of those morons who think all gay people are into scat.

 

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