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Seething199  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
i always lol when bonk speaks as an authority on sex. a lot of you puritans need to expand your horizons. go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.

 

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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Im not an authority on sex but I saw pron stars discussing the preps for anal sex and clearly they do more prep than the average person like Mammogram who licks shit for fun

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Seething199 posted:

i always lol when bonk speaks as an authority on sex. a lot of you puritans need to expand your horizons. go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.



Preach it!

 

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tenkly  4 stars
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Registered: 2007-3-7 22:50:38
Seething199 posted:

go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.



 

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Kordirn  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Eh less competition for kinky women is fine for me.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Manegarm posted:

The basis of your arguments were cleanliness..



Manegarm posted:

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.



Manegarm posted:

Salmas hairless, clean tasty asshole



And based on your responses I was correct. Thanks for validating my point.

Your apology is accepted.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Seething199 posted:

i always lol when bonk speaks as an authority on sex. a lot of you puritans need to expand your horizons. go drop some e and do crazy shit with a hot raver girl and you'll be a whole different person afterwards.



Yeah that's the problem. I just haven't lived outside the box.


Hey, not a bad pun!

 

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Eithne_Boadicea  1 star
Posts: 216
Registered: 2002-10-21 14:29:50
tenkly posted:

I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.

I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.



I get that there are a lot of nerve endings and stimulation can be pleasurable in that area... but the thought of somebody's mouth/tongue providing that stimulation just grosses me out because I am big on kissing and I think I would ralf if I went to kiss my hubby after having him lick my ass. Bleh.

If it's not a turn on, it's not. That's really all there is to it. There are plenty of things that I would try, but the whole ass-to-mouth thing is just to me. I can get my O face without that, tyvm.

 

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eodoll  4 stars
Posts: 1,028
Registered: 2002-2-14 12:35:42
im ok with a girls ahole... you cant avoid it anyway if shes sitting on your face... but i dont care to have mine touched.

bonk is funny, he has too many homophobic thoughts.
Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
vn_nnanji posted:

Manegarm posted:

The basis of your arguments were cleanliness..



Manegarm posted:

and we all know you'd drag your balls through a mile of broken class to lap at Salma Hayeks pristine asshole.



Manegarm posted:

Salmas hairless, clean tasty asshole



And based on your responses I was correct. Thanks for validating my point.

Your apology is accepted.



Hah! Nope.. This is how you've been arguing the whole thread:


Nannjar posted:

So in other words you're cool on eating poop.

Sorry to break this to you, that doesn't make you progressive or someone who is unshackled by normalcy.

It just makes you someone who will eat poop.

How about limiting yourself to the expectations of health and hygiene?



You were from the start whining about how unclean it was, I merely put your idiocy into perspective. You first started with equating eating a girls ass with eating her poop, I shot that down with the simple logical argument that well you eat pussy so you probably don't drink piss.


Nannjar posted:

The asshole is not a sex organ. If you think it is you have issues and yes, it means you're prolly ok with eating poop.

The Vagina has several functions. Sex, urination, childbirth. It is complicated and versatile. The pooper is simple. It poops. It processes waste exclusively. The pooper is for pooping. So....do the math while you are making yourself into human toilet paper.



You then started this harang about the ass not being a sexual organ, which I shot down with the simple fact that neither is the mouth but we use it for a lot of carnal pleasure.

The basis of your whole argument was that it was unclean, which it is not which I proved by the common knowledge that a girls clean ass is bacterial wise a lot cleaner then a girls mouth, which we readily kiss. It's just a social convention not to go ass to mouth, which you follow because you're a close-minded and old.

Then you just started your old tired blustering act of being obtuse and confrontational and not admitting defeat even if you had no argument.

So you failed each argument, since you never came with a rebuttal you then just floundered around as usual and now I'm just summing up your fail.

Thanks for playing, I'll take that apology from you now.

 

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