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__Bonk__  5 stars
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Registered: 2009-7-25 03:04:52
Pron stars all get enemas before anal sex. They are cleaner than the average person in this regard

 

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Elocism  3 stars
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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
Eithne_Boadicea posted:

tenkly posted:

I'm 100% with mane on this one. You guys need to be a little bit more open sexually.

I bet if snarf would lick eithne's ass, she'd be in this thread backing us up at how awesome it is.



I get that there are a lot of nerve endings and stimulation can be pleasurable in that area... but the thought of somebody's mouth/tongue providing that stimulation just grosses me out because I am big on kissing and I think I would ralf if I went to kiss my hubby after having him lick my ass. Bleh.

If it's not a turn on, it's not. That's really all there is to it. There are plenty of things that I would try, but the whole ass-to-mouth thing is just to me. I can get my O face without that, tyvm.



It's no worse then kissing after oral.. and I've never had a girl whose minded kissing me after I went down on her.

I mean there is no fecal matter or nastiness involved.. cleanliness is a virtue but same goes for regular sex I'd never let a girl go down on me if I had not showered.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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Registered: 2003-8-11 10:01:52
__Bonk__ posted:

Pron stars all get enemas before anal sex. They are cleaner than the average person in this regard





I don't think anyone is discussing anal sex here bonkie.

also the Porn industry is a industry it's devoid of warmth, intimacy and real pleasure it's a warped mass produced distortion of reality..

I personally don't watch mass produced porn, it's just not real or especially sensual or hot.. It's just mechanical and weird.

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Manegarm posted:

/affected!



Wow. That sure was a lot of verbage Manny. Who are you trying to convince, me our you?

It's ok dude. If you want to be human toilet paper that is your right.

 

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Manegarm  4 stars
Title: European Imperialist Good Guy
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vn_nnanji posted:

Manegarm posted:

/affected!



Wow. That sure was a lot of verbage Manny. Who are you trying to convince, me our you?

It's ok dude. If you want to be human toilet paper that is your right.



If being dogged and relentless when it comes to argumentation then the whole Outpost including you is affected, so like the rest of the thread; you're wrong.

Posture and bluster more dude, it's okay if you're close minded and sexually repressed.. It matters little in the grand scheme of things.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
the fruit pies will tell you, a mans g spot is in his ass.

find yourself a good girl and she will know how to make it feel like shes sucking your soul right out of your peen.


or a guy, if thats your thing.
whatever floats your boat

 

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Eithne_Boadicea  1 star
Posts: 216
Registered: 2002-10-21 14:29:50
sweeny_comodore posted:

the fruit pies will tell you, a mans g spot is in his ass.

find yourself a good girl and she will know how to make it feel like shes sucking your soul right out of your peen.


or a guy, if thats your thing.
whatever floats your boat



Not everybody needs to have their prostate groped to have mind-blowing sex. Again, whatever floats your boat though.

 

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sweeny_comodore  4 stars
Posts: 1,216
Registered: 2007-8-23 18:47:04
i didnt say it was a necessity.
i never even said i was all that into it.
you get a better judgement of a womans abilities when you let them do what they know best.

mindblowing sex is relative

if all youve ever done is missionary then doggy is going to blow your mind.


when you spend ALL day in the bedroom with a great woman....
mind blowing sex takes on a whole new meaning


its been 20 years and i still havent met another woman like that.
that doesnt mean i havent had some incredible fun along the way though

 

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vn_nnanji  4 stars
Title: Outpost Music Expert
Posts: 1,964
Registered: 2001-6-30 17:22:56
Manegarm posted:

More denial from being affected!

 

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