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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
Crazy sexxorz, then told me she didn't want to cuddle because I hadn't had enough time to play computer the last few days. We will have our 19th anniversary in September. that's how you know I'm better than you.

 

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Seething199  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
sounds like the acts of a guilty woman. sorry, dude.

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
hahah don't be. At least mine feels guilty.

 

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ZigmundZag  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-3-25 23:03:00
IGN broke Seething's icon.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
GrilledCheez posted:

because I hadn't had enough time to play computer the last few days.



Does she always talk to you like you're five years old?
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Seething199  2 stars
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Registered: 2003-9-23 22:37:41
fck yo couch, n****

 

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GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
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Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
Yukishiro1 posted:

GrilledCheez posted:

because I hadn't had enough time to play computer the last few days.



Does she always talk to you like you're five years old?



She says things like that a lot. I guess I don't understand why it's like I'm five, but if so then yes. Often.

 

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Yukishiro1  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-9-20 23:52:57
You kinda remind me of a Japanese salaryman sometimes. What with your attitudes towards female empowerment and the way your wife does so much stuff for you. Does she buy your underwear too? Because if so then you really would be like a salaryman (except fatter, and cheesier).
GrilledCheez  4 stars
Title: The Lord's Balls
Posts: 1,060
Registered: 2006-3-22 11:06:32
not only does she buy all of my clothes, but she doesn't like to make me go to the store to try them on so she usually buys a couple different styles/sizes and has me runway at home then takes back what she doesn't like.

These salarymen sound pretty awesome.

in spite of all my talk though, I am nearly one hundred percent selfless when it comes to my family. Which is not really selfless given how vested most people and certainly me are in their family, but she views it as such. So she is happy to do for me.

That said, I have no delusions about how lucky I was/am. She's also smoking hot.

 

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