You, when your cheating wife left you and kissed you goodbye ?

 

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Thats the moment he found out his wife was cheating. Pimpin knows the taste of man juice.

Dude, Pimpin... even the Offspring heard about your story and PWND U! AHAHAHAHAAH


I wrote her off for the tenth time today

And practice all the things I would say

But she came over

I lost my nerve

I took her back and made her dessert


Now I know I'm being used

That's okay man cause I like the abuse

I know she's playing with me

That's okay cause I got no self esteem


We make plans to go out at night

I wait till 2 then I turn out the light

All this rejection's got me so low

If she keeps it up I just might tell her no


Chorus

When she's saying that she wants only me

Then I wonder why she sleeps with my friends

When she's saying that I'm like a disease

Then I wonder how much more I can spend

Well I guess I should speak up for myself

But I really think it's better this way

The more you suffer

The more it shows you really care

Right? yeah yeah yeah


Now I'll relate this little bit

That happens more than I'd like to admit

Late at night she knocks on my door

Drunk again and looking to score


Now I know I should say no

But that's kind of hard when she's ready to go

I may be dumb

But I'm not a dweeb

I'm just a sucker with no self esteem


GF tard.

 

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varicose with the great and horrible bump all in one

 

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definitely not too long to read

 

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Shit was too long to read, so I didnt.

 

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up

 

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ISO more UD nutsack riders.

 

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