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fjashrfkhasgk
Posts: 23
Registered: 2008-1-1 21:28:15
PIMPIN SMURF IS A 37 YEAR OLD GUY THAT STILL WATCHES CARTOONS LOL!

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
lolumad? umad I get laid and you dont? why you hatin? have some.....


 

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Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
Sec-Holt
Posts: 2
Registered: 2009-6-23 20:57:29
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Which in fact a lot of them told me they wished I was single, my reply was "I soon will be".

March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge. I told her to get her shit and get her ass out. I helped her pack and load.
LiquidAssassin
Posts: 2
Registered: 2004-4-27 01:27:31
Fuck I love re-reading this thread. No matter how I feel, reading about how much of a fuckin failure pimpin is reminds me of how fucking amazing I am. Thanks for being such a fuckin sad sack of shit in life pimpin, your an inspiration to us all.

 

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Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
You will be a failure for life, youve never had sex.

 

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Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
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fjashrfkhasgk
Posts: 23
Registered: 2008-1-1 21:28:15
wsup den

 

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playingacagain
Posts: 5
Registered: 2005-5-28 17:13:47
He never jizzed.
Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
Doesnt count if he doesnt jizz.

 

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Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
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K077
Posts: 3
Registered: 2010-1-25 14:07:32



Too claim you get laid often looking like that....LOL!

 

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blahbalah
Posts: 5
Registered: 2008-11-10 14:52:59
they should just sticky this

 

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