VaultNetwork.netVault Network Boards
Author Topic: The Pimpin-Smurf timeline. [Locked]
fjashrfkhasgk
Posts: 23
Registered: 2008-1-1 21:28:15
PIMPIN SMURF IS A 37 YEAR OLD GUY THAT STILL WATCHES CARTOONS LOL!

 

-----signature-----
rip cbn
Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
lolumad? umad I get laid and you dont? why you hatin? have some.....


 

-----signature-----
Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
Sec-Holt
Posts: 2
Registered: 2009-6-23 20:57:29
Pimpin-Smurf posted:

Which in fact a lot of them told me they wished I was single, my reply was "I soon will be".

March 2007, I have finally had enough, constant offers from other females pushed me over the edge. I told her to get her shit and get her ass out. I helped her pack and load.
LiquidAssassin
Posts: 2
Registered: 2004-4-27 01:27:31
Fuck I love re-reading this thread. No matter how I feel, reading about how much of a fuckin failure pimpin is reminds me of how fucking amazing I am. Thanks for being such a fuckin sad sack of shit in life pimpin, your an inspiration to us all.

 

-----signature-----
Have You Had Your Bowl Of 1337 Today?
http://www.askcorran.com/ac_rap.htm (AC PK Rap)
Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
You will be a failure for life, youve never had sex.

 

-----signature-----
Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
fjashrfkhasgk
Posts: 23
Registered: 2008-1-1 21:28:15
wsup den

 

-----signature-----
rip cbn
playingacagain
Posts: 5
Registered: 2005-5-28 17:13:47
He never jizzed.
Pimpin-Smurf
Title: Pimp Daddy Smurf
Posts: 43
Registered: 2001-3-30 07:49:07
Doesnt count if he doesnt jizz.

 

-----signature-----
Sometimes I just want to kick babies.
Zalmoxis says, "ou sir are a pimp"
K077
Posts: 3
Registered: 2010-1-25 14:07:32



Too claim you get laid often looking like that....LOL!

 

-----signature-----
Og
Greven X
http://www.facebook.com/#!/group.php?gid=112737888756461
Darktide Facebook group join it.
"I wish I had the idea to name myself after a bird's toe nail" Shokta
blahbalah
Posts: 5
Registered: 2008-11-10 14:52:59
they should just sticky this

 

-----signature-----
regulater, clawstorm, structure knight
"ou are that guy at pizza hut always making funnies when you should be making pizza"

VaultNetwork.net is an independently operated community forum and is not affiliated with, endorsed by, or technically based on IGN, GameSpy, FilePlanet, GameStats, or the former IGN/GameSpy Vault Network.
References to VaultNetwork.net mean this site/domain. VNBoards-style presentation is a visual homage only. By using this site, you agree to the forum rules.