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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Anyone thought about Honestly asking her to see the fortune or you expect her to LIE?
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Asking to see a fortune from 4 days ago isn't so smooth.
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Brandun
Posts: 1,834
Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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But still plausible
Start with
"Hey I've been thinking.........
I thought I saw a spider in your purse the other night when we were having Chinese food"
and then see where it goes from there
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Actually now I'm wondering if I should break up with her since I'll never really know if she likes me or the fortune.
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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
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Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
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-Mithan-
Title: VNBoard Admin
Posts: 1,287
Registered: 2000-3-1 11:53:15
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Well she obviously wasn't in it for the sex.
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Hiakisha
Title: Newbcakes
Posts: 337
Registered: 2003-8-5 18:25:36
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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id dump her, clearly she has body temperature issues
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the_tessa
Title: I can touch my toes!
Posts: 473
Registered: 2003-3-24 00:53:06
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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I'm sure he'll like it, everyone will appreciate it
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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-Mithan- posted:
Well she obviously wasn't in it for the sex.
Maybe the fortune was about sex. You don't know.
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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.†- Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
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