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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
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Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Maleraka posted:
Women are crazy
Isn't it wonderful?
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Itab
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Tell her you want her purse on her back when you're mounting her motherboard. Dig through then.
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Jezza_Belle
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Registered: 2001-2-24 02:29:30
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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You could just ask her what it said.
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pkhere
Title: Yes, they are real
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Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Jezza_Belle posted:
You could just ask her what it said.
keep your logic out of this thread....lol
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Jezza_Belle
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pkhere posted:
Jezza_Belle posted:
You could just ask her what it said.
keep your logic out of this thread....lol
Ok, well then I'd use a giant spider instead of a cockroach.
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pkhere
Title: Yes, they are real
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Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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hahaha
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Brandun
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Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
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I would go with the spider as well....
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Aethelgrin
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Absolutely the spider. Cockroaches are nasty, spiders are scary. Although I don't care, spiders are adorable, but sissy women usually do.
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Do they sell magic 8-balls that always say yes?
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zthar
Posts: 148
Registered: 2001-2-10 02:58:41
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Date Posted:
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Was she drinking? If yes then I think it was Drunk-Haze-Sex (DHS.)
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