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Mangler_SC  4 stars
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
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Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
Maleraka posted:

Women are crazy

Isn't it wonderful?

 

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Itab  4 stars
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Tell her you want her purse on her back when you're mounting her motherboard. Dig through then.

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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You could just ask her what it said.

 

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pkhere  4 stars
Title: Yes, they are real
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Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
Jezza_Belle posted:

You could just ask her what it said.



keep your logic out of this thread....lol

 

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Jezza_Belle  4 stars
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pkhere posted:

Jezza_Belle posted:

You could just ask her what it said.



keep your logic out of this thread....lol



Ok, well then I'd use a giant spider instead of a cockroach.

 

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pkhere  4 stars
Title: Yes, they are real
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Registered: 2003-9-4 16:38:32
hahaha

 

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Brandun  4 stars
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Registered: 2002-1-23 10:11:50
I would go with the spider as well....

 

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Aethelgrin  1 star
Posts: 198
Registered: 2001-12-20 11:30:54
Absolutely the spider. Cockroaches are nasty, spiders are scary. Although I don't care, spiders are adorable, but sissy women usually do.

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
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Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
Do they sell magic 8-balls that always say yes?

 

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zthar  1 star
Posts: 148
Registered: 2001-2-10 02:58:41
Was she drinking? If yes then I think it was Drunk-Haze-Sex (DHS.)

 

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