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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Alright. Should I have a dead cockroach ready so I can pretend that I killed it?
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Be nice get a plastic 1
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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no chances taken. odds are YOU are gonna get stuck doing the deed of finding the bug and thats gonna be your in to searching the bag.
keep a dead one and skoosh when done searching. This way you can show her the threat is over AND be a hero as well as accomplish your primary goal
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turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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You will need some goo to squish for evidence.
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Maybe Mormons are secret Muslims (same number of letters and starts with M and ends with S)
I think I solved some conspiracy theory...
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FineYoungCannibals
Title: Top of the food chain
Posts: 1,620
Registered: 2003-7-14 19:17:12
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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what did her fortune cookie say?
"when you meet a guy with a small penis you will be forever happy"
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Fozzie_Bear posted:
no chances taken. odds are YOU are gonna get stuck doing the deed of finding the bug and thats gonna be your in to searching the bag.
keep a dead one and skoosh when done searching. This way you can show her the threat is over AND be a hero as well as accomplish your primary goal
Interesting plan Fozzie, but is it worth the risk if I don't know whether she kept it?
Maybe another approach is needed. Does anyone know how to replace a fortune without breaking the cookie?
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Briton Guy...persnickety...NEVER! -Murron (truly)
Hawkson is the greatest. -Hawkson
Britonguy is usually right. -Onslaught on BT
“Do or do not... there is no try.†- Yodazami
Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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You will need some glue and tweezers
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Maybe Mormons are secret Muslims (same number of letters and starts with M and ends with S)
I think I solved some conspiracy theory...
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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I play an Imperial Agent in SWTOR, I'm telling you my plan will work!
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The Oatmeal Butterscotch paired with a Snickerdoodle
turned my cynical penis into a happy vagina
Then after an Oatmeal Cranberry and Double Chocolate,
it made my new vagina spontaneously sing the Trolololo Song in an elevator.
---AkagiyamaMissile
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Maleraka
Title: Postponing the inevitable
Posts: 481
Registered: 2002-9-24 18:26:05
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Women are crazy
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jungalist
Posts: 216
Registered: 2001-8-25 10:21:58
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
Subject:
I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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BritonGuy posted:
Interesting plan Fozzie, but is it worth the risk if I don't know whether she kept it?
Maybe another approach is needed. Does anyone know how to replace a fortune without breaking the cookie?
Yes, but you are going to need 1.21 Gigawatts of power...
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