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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Three weeks dating, last couple dates as of earlier this week were a little cold. Then two days ago after some Chinese food she went from cold all night to hot immediately after opening her fortune cookie. She's been really into me since.
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akula_girl
Posts: 54
Registered: 2001-5-9 23:21:44
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1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Maybe her fortune said that you'll be winning the lotto very soon. 
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Natoli
Posts: 148
Registered: 2002-2-1 11:53:08
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Maybe she just really likes Chinese food?
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Mangler_SC
Title: Bellybutton Lint Collector
Posts: 1,856
Registered: 2003-12-2 08:37:05
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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I'd get more of those fortune cookies then.
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Reapist
Title: Official ACF HIOFI Poster
Posts: 4,367
Registered: 2001-12-20 03:56:16
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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She did it for the cookie.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWCew4Gb7DU
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Cuttlery
Title: Wanna see what you missed?
Posts: 2,631
Registered: 2001-1-9 19:31:21
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Probably should franchise that chinese place.
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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Did she keep the little piece of paper or throw it out?
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BritonGuy
Title: Serious Business
Posts: 1,567
Registered: 2004-3-4 20:43:50
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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AgzntOrange2 posted:
Did she keep the little piece of paper or throw it out?
I don't know. What's the best excuse to get her to dump her purse out?
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Do you expect me to remember what I put in my mouth? -NSMachi
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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tell her a dried booga fell out of your nose into her purse.
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Fozzie_Bear
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
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Date Posted:
1/1/00 12:00am
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I'm pretty sure the girl I'm dating is only staying in it because of a fortune cookie.
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I think I just saw a cockroach run into your purse
do NOT use this line while at your pad or hers.
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