NonOffensiveName posted:
_sooz_ posted:
NON, never has this phrase been needed more than it is right now: CALM YOUR TITS. Seriously.
my tits are calm
Even if they arent calm, all the fatties scarfing down the overpriced fatty cookies need milk to go with them so Im providing a service
I dont know why everyone likes to jump on me when other people have expressed the same opinion I have in the same thread about the same topic. I guess most people cant handle it when they are told the plain and simple truth.
I debated replying to this because you're a troll and likely wont listen. But hey, why not?
Point #1: Artisan foods like Murron's cookies arent there to be "scarfed down". Buying a box of cookies from her isnt the same as grabbing a box of oreos while at the grocery store. They're a pleasure food, plain and simple, not something you would eat all the time, but something that there is NOTHING WRONG with treating yourself to now and then. And i'd like to bet that 99% of Murron's customers savour theirs (like Foxy, who freezes hers so they last longer) and dont just wolf them down.
Point #2: Yes they are "empty calories", if you like. And if someone were buying several boxes a week and eating them in a rush, then yeah they are going to get fat. Same as they would if they ate 6 sandwiches a day on top of their normal diet. Or ate a big bag of candy every day or, or or... You get the point (i hope). When i first started my diet, one thing my doctor told me was this: DONT deny yourself treats. Love burgers? Have one every 2 weeks, keep it small and dont get like a triple baconator with large fries and a coke, just have the small burger. Love chocolate? Buy a bag of those miniatures and have one or two each night, just to get the taste (i do this when my sweet tooth is going nuts, it works wonders). Love cookies? Get a batch of really nice ones now and then, to treat yourself. Doing this does NOT = being a fatty. It means eating like a NORMAL PERSON. It is a healthy approach to food and eating.
Point #3: My guess is that you either recently lost a bunch of weight, or are in the process of doing so. How do i know this? Because you have this "holier than thou" attitude to other people's eating habits, looking down on everybody who even DARES eat something unhealthy. Automatically in your eyes this means they are a huge lardass who has no self control. It's ok, you will grow up and get over this attitude with time (at least for your sake i hope you do).
Anyway, im sure there's more i could say but im getting bored of typing now.
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