Caoilin posted:
itt: non doesn't get why no one jumps all over me for saying murron is a cannibal serial killer who eats her customers. that's why acf has slowed down so much. she's working her way through all of you suckers who willingly give her your address.
lure em in with cookies and chuck em in the oven... its Hansel & Gretel all over again but with the interwebs!
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