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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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-Mithan- posted:

I dont get the entire Tebow thing.

So they guy is an idiot to think that God is going to personally intervene in his idiotic little foot ball game. Whatever.



I seriously hope God has better things to do than fix a football game.

 

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Onslaught.  4 stars
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Registered: 2001-2-13 13:46:37
Dark_EternalFF posted:

-Mithan- posted:

I dont get the entire Tebow thing.

So they guy is an idiot to think that God is going to personally intervene in his idiotic little foot ball game. Whatever.



I seriously hope God has better things to do than fix a football game.



I don't believe in "god", but I would hope that the thousands of people dying from starvation, genocide, whatever across the world would top out the list before a bunch of douche bags that get paid way to much to play a game. Yah...

 

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BritonGuy  4 stars
Title: Serious Business
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Brady is God's new favorite quarterback.

 

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Kanga_Roo  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-2-26 12:58:17
Dark_EternalFF posted:

-Mithan- posted:

I dont get the entire Tebow thing.

So they guy is an idiot to think that God is going to personally intervene in his idiotic little foot ball game. Whatever.



I seriously hope God has better things to do than fix a football game.



Naw He fixes football games and stands aside while Catholic priests anally rape prepubescent boys. You can't comprehend Him.

 

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Dark_EternalFF  4 stars
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Kanga_Roo posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

-Mithan- posted:

I dont get the entire Tebow thing.

So they guy is an idiot to think that God is going to personally intervene in his idiotic little foot ball game. Whatever.



I seriously hope God has better things to do than fix a football game.



Naw He fixes football games and stands aside while Catholic priests anally rape prepubescent boys. You can't comprehend Him.



What you don't know is that all of those little boys mysteriously have AIDS

 

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notmforce2k  4 stars
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Rumor has it.... you wouldn't have to worry about him touching your daughter, OP.
Arc_DT  2 stars
Title: Mithan said I am smart
Posts: 363
Registered: 2002-5-28 08:25:51
I think I'd be a lot more offended by Tebow if I weren't an atheist. Kinda like how I don't get butthurt over magic mormon underwear. It's just the same rampant stupidity I see out of every damn one of you every damn day, and it all blends together after a while. I mean, really, is he any stupider than someone saying Jebus is (was) coming back in October or that earthquakes are caused by god getting butthurt over our tax code? Can you people get any stupider? You laugh at those people just as I do, then you go pray to a zombie and yet can't understand why I equate you with the more "obvious" morons.

 

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NSMachin  2 stars
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Registered: 2002-8-29 17:48:31
He's religious. I wouldn't let him near a daughter, if I had one.
Kordirn  4 stars
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Registered: 2004-4-19 01:15:26
Dark_EternalFF posted:

Kanga_Roo posted:

Dark_EternalFF posted:

-Mithan- posted:

I dont get the entire Tebow thing.

So they guy is an idiot to think that God is going to personally intervene in his idiotic little foot ball game. Whatever.



I seriously hope God has better things to do than fix a football game.



Naw He fixes football games and stands aside while Catholic priests anally rape prepubescent boys. You can't comprehend Him.



What you don't know is that all of those little boys mysteriously have AIDS


Wow god lets a child get raped and gives them aids?

 

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WhipSmack  2 stars
Posts: 358
Registered: 2001-1-8 19:15:50
Dark_EternalFF posted:

-Mithan- posted:

I dont get the entire Tebow thing.

So they guy is an idiot to think that God is going to personally intervene in his idiotic little foot ball game. Whatever.



I seriously hope God has better things to do than fix a football game.



judging by how important football is to most americans...

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