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Author Topic: In an interview, when they say "tell me a little about yourself" What exactly are they looking for? [Locked]
Unarmed-Yarr  2 stars
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Caledric posted:

make sure you tell them about your post count.

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
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the roundabout dimensions and dry weight of your enormous boner

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
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Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
During the interview process at his current job, my husband interviewed separately with half a dozen different people in one day. A couple of the guys never asked him anything at all about his skills, his resume, experience, anything- they just wanted to spend the 45 minutes or so talking to him. I remember one of the guys ended up also being a big fan of cheesy martial arts flicks, like my husband, and they spent much of the time BS'ing about different movies.

He got the job. A lot was his skill-set, which was different from anything they had at the company, but a lot of the interview process was also figuring out whether or not he'd fit in well.

 

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Mattock_  1 star
Posts: 130
Registered: 2001-6-14 13:55:00
aon_mixed posted:

the roundabout dimensions and dry weight of your enormous boner


I imagine they'd be fascinated by a detailed description of my latest bowl movement as well
aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
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Mattock_ posted:

aon_mixed posted:

the roundabout dimensions and dry weight of your enormous boner


I imagine they'd be fascinated by a detailed description of my latest bowl movement as well



per chance it was a salad bowl?

 

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Mattock_  1 star
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It was a total booze pooz

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Caledric  4 stars
Title: Pew! Pew! Pew!
Posts: 1,327
Registered: 2001-12-22 07:59:39
Gaevren posted:

During the interview process at his current job, my husband interviewed separately with half a dozen different people in one day. A couple of the guys never asked him anything at all about his skills, his resume, experience, anything- they just wanted to spend the 45 minutes or so talking to him. I remember one of the guys ended up also being a big fan of cheesy martial arts flicks, like my husband, and they spent much of the time BS'ing about different movies.

He got the job. A lot was his skill-set, which was different from anything they had at the company, but a lot of the interview process was also figuring out whether or not he'd fit in well.



He never told you but in truth he lied and claimed that your post count was his.

 

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Fozzie_Bear  4 stars
Posts: 2,490
Registered: 2001-12-20 01:43:43
Mattock_ posted:

gatzby posted:

Keep it professional things like your education, experience things like that


Eh I kinda disagree.

In most cases they'll have your resume right there with your work history and education right on it.

I would kind of think they're looking for something they can't find on your resume



More often than not an interview isnt just from a technical point of view. Reap is right, they have your resume they already know that... what they are usually looking to see if YOU will be a good fit PERONALITY-WISE with the people they already have. Remember, you are selling yourself

 

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aon_mixed  4 stars
Title:
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caledric, 10 more posts to 22,222

 

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Gaevren  4 stars
Title: Wat do?
Posts: 1,181
Registered: 2004-9-15 09:29:36
Caledric posted:

Gaevren posted:

During the interview process at his current job, my husband interviewed separately with half a dozen different people in one day. A couple of the guys never asked him anything at all about his skills, his resume, experience, anything- they just wanted to spend the 45 minutes or so talking to him. I remember one of the guys ended up also being a big fan of cheesy martial arts flicks, like my husband, and they spent much of the time BS'ing about different movies.

He got the job. A lot was his skill-set, which was different from anything they had at the company, but a lot of the interview process was also figuring out whether or not he'd fit in well.



He never told you but in truth he lied and claimed that your post count was his.



*gasp* I always suspected!!!

 

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